Cloudwater Nitro Stout on the bar in a tankard
Cloudwater Nitro Stout on the bar in a tankard - I just missed out on ‘splitting the c(loud)
Trying out a new beer at work. Happy with what the brew gang have done and looking forward to seeing what punters think #bskybeer
Would it be so difficult to publish the name of the recipe in the message, so irritating.
Electronic music is a genre that was started and shaped by women, so on International Women's Day, here are some Bandcamp recommendations for women making some of the best electronic music you can get today. 🧵
Drawing of Mark E Smith
Drawing of Mark E Smith
Mark E Smith. Born on this day in 1957.
More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to
"We are freeing Iran from religious fanatics".
A prayer for Trump in the White House.
Starmer's ability to find the exact sweetspot which pisses off everyone is extraordinary. He's a savant.
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
“There are decades when nothing happens and weeks when decades happen,” is it often said.
Perhaps we should amend that. There are weekends when decades happen. And the past 48 hours have been about much more than Iran. My longread connecting some dots.
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[first day as an uber eats driver]
CUSTOMER: you were supposed to deliver my sandwich
ME: *wiping mouth* it’s called uber eats not uber deliver my sandwich
Mothering Sunday on March 15th. It's hard if she's not around. I'll be reading out the names of our remembered #Mums26 from the top of the Ashton Memorial in Lancaster. You can see across the sea to the Lake District. If you'd like your Mum/Mam/Mom's name added to the list, reply with hashtag! ❤️ 👑
“Aaand…that’s the end of my Ted Talk.”
[me] hey can you make some coffee
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
Very late notice for sour beer nerds. My workplace Cloudwater, have a Coolship filling evening, bottle share (BYO, but I’ll grab some stuff from our cellar) and cheese at our Manchester Brewery taproom from 5pm.
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Hopefully our Mr Muscle will replace him
This Winter Olympics closing ceremony feels like a Eurovision performance
Illegal migrant in small boat stopped from entering sovereign territory without a permit.
Former UK PM Gordon Brown is providing - voluntarily and not for the first time - information to the police about abuses of power relating to the Epstein files. As PM Brown was briefed against by people such as Alistair Campbell and Peter Mandelson as being ‘psychologically flawed’ ….1/
Canada vs USA is mentally Rest Of The World vs USA. Come on Canada! #CANUSA
Yeah, none of this is wrong. If anything it shows why she should be running for parliament.
Large bottle of Trillium Fated Farmer, Wild ale with Cranberry. 2 geuzerie glasses half filled with the blush coloured booze stand beside it asking to be sipped
Digging into the ‘aged’ bottle stock with a Trillium Fated Farmer. Held up pretty well #bskybeer
Props to Bar Shrimp in Manchester for posting actual HTML menus instead of PDFs. www.barshrimpmcr.co.uk/menu
Originally an Amazon DVD review from the USA, I believe and still one of my favourite things I've ever read
Ricky Gervais wearing black angel wings can you handle it grandad!?
Ricky Gervais in Christ pose with a standup mic and ATHEIST scrawled on his bare chest what's the matter Reverend did I blow your tiny mind?!
Ricky Gervais lighting a cigar with an American banknote have you had a heart attack yet?!
Nobody loathes Ricky Gervais more than the person on his team who keeps telling him photo-shoots like this are a good idea. The greatest inside job in the history haterdom. Nobody else gets close.
“[The FAI] could show a real bit of balls and refuse to play Israel. They should stand up in my view for the Palestinian state, the Palestinian people and the Palestinian football organisation.” - Brian Kerr, former Republic of Ireland manager
Palantir, a US spy-tech firm, has been given access to millions of NHS patient records.
Its founder has said the NHS should be 'ripped up'.
Join me in calling on the government to end the dangerous Palantir contract.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
Jailed Agadoo singer 'led a conga in prison'
Roses are red
Morning has risen
Spotted in Belfast Airport - apparently Heverlee “premium” pilsner is brewed to the “original recipe” which dates back to 1129. Surprised by this, given that lager yeast didn’t emerge until the 15th century and pilsner didn’t exist until 1842. ABInBev really don’t give a shit about beer or drinkers.
Cat has shit on a Reform UK flyer for the Gorton & Denton local election
My cat Dolly’s thoughts on Reform’s constituency candidate are fairly clear
