Joke's on the economy I already don't have a job
06.03.2026 14:15
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Joke's on the economy I already don't have a job
Advisor convincing Ruffalo’s character to make a big scene outside: “…as a proper farewell, like a wise, benevolent priest.”
Ruffalo: “Get me a camera crew.”
I'm rewatching Mickey 17. Forgot that Mark Ruffalo's bumbling authoritarian has, essentially, a social media guru on deck at all times to tell him how each of his moves might sit with the public once they’re turned into propaganda content.
ilhan omar was assaulted last month. people in her state have been shot and killed in the street.
but james carville is attacking *her*.
someone tell him to stfu www.mediaite.com/media/radio/...
four year old’s new thing is pausing during imaginative play to let me know everything’s fine. “the car crashed into the river! it is filling up with water!! I am just kidding mommy. aaaaa!!”
Gonna be hard for these people to now have to explain which recession indicators are Still Biden’s Fault Somehow and which ones are Because of Trump’s War But Also Not His Fault
Two of the most respected OGs in the game. No endorsements, no commercials, no jingles, no rebrands. Just showing up consistently in tha candy bowl by the receptionist for decades. First Ballot Hall of Famers.
Love to exist in a state of never-ending imminence.
Operation Smol Bean
Operation Birfday Boy
Movie is incredible and it sent me down the rabbit hole of everything Matt Johnson has ever done. Very fun rabbit hole.
Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.
Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran
What's going on in Iran? We asked 43 members of Congress who think Donald Trump won the 2020 election for their take
They’re really trying to do drive-thru colonization
He’s one of my best friends.
Man in pajamas knitting on a brown leather seat while a fat tabby cat lays on his back on the carpet, clawing the knitting
Meatball started playing with the scarf I’m knitting while I’m knitting it.
Bike shop whose sign now reads ABOLISH ICE, with a small circular sign jutting out for pedestrians to see, ICE with the strike through canceling it out.
Go off, bike shop near my house.
"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.
“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
Imagine if they’d left In the Mood for Love out of Yearning. Riots in the streets.
criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
Shall We Dance? (1996)
Predator: Badlands
Paris, Texas
Polymarket listing for “US next strikes Iran on…?” and the volume is $54M right now
this is hell
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:
The people we bullied off Xbox Live should not be allowed to start wars.
This is simply not the behavior one expects of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
Bingo, the show wisely keeps putting up hurdles that competency and kindness can't vault over.