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Natasha Ochshorn

@nochshorn

Keeps writing new bios late at night. Writer. Writing on nostalgia in fantasy fiction at CUNY. Writing about genre at Unwinnable. Writing music as Bunny Petite. NYC lifer. She/hers

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I wish the kid playing Hamnet looked less like my kid. Jesus.

07.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fake Hamlet Preference: Slings & Arrows > Station 11 > Hamnet

07.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I only want it if it’s about Christina Hendricks character flying around causing trouble, and Marti Noxon can write it.

05.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Flanagan and Dan Fogelman head-to-head monologue bake-off.

05.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This Hathaway song from Mother Mary is not passing the Schlesinger test for me. Zzzzzzz

05.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THEY CAN BE ANYWHERE

26.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My greatest fear is bedbugs and my greatest love is bread with seeds that look exactly like bedbugs.

26.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Peggy writes copy and humps Humps the Camel Campbell! And Don gets revenge most foul!

26.02.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually this would fit in pretty well with a lot of his work (obsessive men)

25.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For real, if you DM me your email I’ll send you a PDF of my soup zine, ft. many a lazy man’s soup recipe.

25.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I gotta throw Natasha to the wolves to get my daily subscribers, honestly I feel like Natasha's gonna have some nice fur clothing at the end of the day.

24.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stu trying to get me in trouble for clicks.

24.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

For fantasy to be truly β€œcozy” it needs to ride on more than vibes

24.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to get me in trouble already

24.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god they’re going to do the hand flex aren’t they?

24.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pride and Prejudice | Official Teaser | Netflix
Pride and Prejudice | Official Teaser | Netflix YouTube video by Netflix

Very possible that it’s just the trailer edit but this is making it look like a shot for shot (costume for costume!) remake of 2005 in a way that makes me unexcited. Gus Van Sant Psycho-ass trailer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bSK...

24.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I miss walk-commuting to park slope

24.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just don’t love pears. They’ve got the flavor of melon but the texture of shitty Apple.

23.02.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Progresso Chickarina soup with goldfish crackers.

22.02.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Subscribe and we’ll make it spicy like Arrakis

20.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If we get the target amount of subs I’ll write it, if we get even one extra I’ll make it LUSH.

20.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One again someone asks Don Draper a personal question and he just smiles enigmatically in response. Go girl, give us nothing.

20.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t come from a family that said grace, but unprompted my kid has begun to start every breakfast saying β€œyey yey toast! Yey yey egg! Yey yey mama! Yey yey papa!”’ And I hope he still does this when he’s 34.

20.02.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

20.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I drunk some haterade and wrote about retail Cozy Fantasy, sobered up and threw in some nice words for Princess Academy, which is more about collective bargaining than you would assume from the title.

19.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things My Toddler Calls β€œPee-Pee”

Pizza
Penelope (stuffed dinosaur)
Grandpa Pete
Pee

19.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad she won, her program was a shot of so much fun amongst some very staid free skates. And happy for Glenn’s comeback, whose short program at its best is my favorite.

19.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

For what is kind of a water sport, figure skaters really love DUNE

19.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dust jackets for kids books. Why?

19.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0