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04.03.2026 15:37
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惊蛰〜
Yeah!! ❣️💟 Miloooooo, I hope you are doing as well as you can be
Car was not towed and finally had a meal, hooray
I told her to wait for me while I parked. and she did not, as per usual, and now she's being triaged without me there to help answer questions.
Also hope no one notices the accessible parking tag is expired by three years. I forgot to grab her current one
Her obituary someday is gonna have to say, "She always smelled good and fresh and clean."
Mom: but what if it's nothing?
Me: then it's nothing and we come home
Mom: last time it was nothing
Me: and we got tacos afterwards, it was nice
Mom, tearing up: I need a shower
Me: okay I'll be right here
My mom: I woke up at 2AM hearing alarms and I've had chest pain since then, isn't that weird? Do you suppose that's the sense of doom they talk about?
Me, softly, like she's a horse that's gonna get spooked: so we should go to the ER
Mom: no, really? are you sure?
Me: yes
I FORGOT TO POST IT HERE betaology part one is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcBu...
Goated scroted
Checked Wikipedia and apparently not lmao
Do we think Grieg wrote "In the Hall of the Mountain King" and was like, fuuuckkkkk that's so good
LMAO es verdad
You put it into words perfectly, like I watch it now and am surprised he's not calling Korra or Bumi a slur 😭
I had to then explain that sometime during nebulous lockdown times, I discovered a video where someone added the dialogue from whiplash over clips from Legend of Korra since JK Simmons is in both and for about 10 days in a row, I fixated on the clip and couldn't stop repeating it to myself
My boss brought up some actor to me today and I was like, idk who that is, and she showed me and I still didn't know, so I went on Wikipedia and was like, OH the kid from Whiplash??
And she was like, I know you dont watch things but I know you've seen that movie bc you quote it all the time and
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nooo don't destroy the earth, the yaoi is so sexy ahaha
Ah, the manmade horrors are really horrible, it turns out
Sometimes I feel like I definitely outgrew being a weird shit. but then I have two back-to-back conversations with someone where I definitely failed the speech check. My human suit is itchy and ill-fitting today, I guess
My mom just walked by and patted my shoulder and told me I'm doing a good job and I'm a good person and I started crying lmao
Future Kristen: on your sad bitch Stardew farm, the next day is the Luau and you have the gold quality cauliflower in your inventory. Do not sell it! That is for the friendship hearts
The day after is the start of the shells on the beach and you need to check for rainbow shells
🫂making you a cup of tea
Making a list of characters who need to be tasered
Happy Valentine's Day!!!!💝
Be strong, sweet little one. Someday they will all be dead and you will do a shit on their graves
I read my horrorscope and it said that conjunction of billionaires with the planet earth are causing just about all of the problems
Expected to live laugh love like I'm fucking amish or something, what the hell
an actual angel
I hate this
立春〜🐃
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