Scott Lyons

You can sing the first line to the tune of 'Danny Boy'

Bruce Hornsby and Derange

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it's pretty rare that i get recognized in public so i'll never forget the time i walked into a random bar and a stranger very respectfully tapped my shoulder to show me "small sausage in large sausage"

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Stasis Mom got nothin' goin' on

Daily Mirror front page shows grainy image of horde of children in a cemetery, and the headline “Amazing scene as hundreds of children rush cemetery”

Well, if it’s 23 September... YES, THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the 71st anniversary of the hunt for the Gorbals Vampire, in which hundreds of children aged from four to 14, armed with dogs, knives and sharpened sticks went looking for an urban myth

Thank You, Melvyn Bragg | Defector Melvyn Bragg, host of the BBC Radio 4 programme In Our Time since its very first episode back in 1998, has greeted me in the same delightfully brusque manner hundreds and hundreds of times. Hello. In ...

wrote a little bit about the greatest to ever do it

a man is sitting at a table with his head in his hands and covering his ears . ALT: a man is sitting at a table with his head in his hands and covering his ears .

"You're putting me together!"

I'm MC TAVish
My lifestyle is LAVish
I've got more rhymes than the oceans HAVE fish

Get back to work and stop idling

3.

Post a warning

He makes himself big

Because what Westlife do
Is not for me or you
To poke our noses into, criticise or attack
They've had more number ones
Than I have fingers and thumbs
So don't you think we should cut them
Some fucking slack?

Brian McFadden from Westlife
Dumping dead bodies in the sea
He's simply living his best life
Who's going to tell him to stop? Not me!

I like Language Transfer. www.languagetransfer.org

Follow @brainmage.bsky.social for long enough and you start seeing these everywhere.

As a student at @edinburgh-uni.bsky.social Robert Louis Stevenson was arrested for taking part in a 2-day snowball riot between the university & Surgeons’ Hall… although as he was only a spectator (he claimed, successfully) he was let off with a warning
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An eBay product listing with the description THIRTY TWO LADIES SNOWBOARDING BOOTS LASHED FT 2014 BLACK

On the 32nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Importing the archive:

The New Scientist is the only source of band names you’ll ever need.

#newscientistbandnames

I can't explain why, but this review demands to be read in Garth Marenghi's voice.

Screenshot of a Wikipedia article showing four chapter headings: Early life, Career, Death, and Deathgasm Ensemble

The four ages of man

Paul Mocha-Art-ney

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

A Google Maps street map showing the location of a hamburger restaurant; the name of the restaurant is Miss Dong Burger

Worst Bond girl ever.

mildly obsessed with Golly! Ghost! (1991), a namco light gun shooter that uses the pepper's ghost effect to overlay ghostly enemies on top of a physical diorama inside the cabinet!

it's even been photographed and ported to MAME, see right screenshot!

Tolkien midway through writing LOTR:

Chaucer can be adorable sometimes.