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Blake Hurtik

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Eternally Even https://bhurtik.substack.com/

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Latest posts by Blake Hurtik @bhurtik

Dude just completed the Double Dare obstacle course.

20.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
She's Actin' Single (I'm Drinkin' Doubles)
She's Actin' Single (I'm Drinkin' Doubles) YouTube video by Gary Stewart - Topic

None did it better, or more literally, than the tragic hero Gary Stewart youtu.be/W0uUovq-mjA?...

11.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same, man. Same.

29.01.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BaT sirens finally got me on an '82 Chevy C10 and by god I haven't felt this alive in years.

28.01.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And noted Bears employee Lorne Chan.

19.01.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Leach with Tech's NIL oil money would have built a dynasty to rival Saban.

07.01.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad that someone is thinking about Engel Beltre in 2026.

05.01.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also in all seriousness, I upgraded to paid today. Your work is essential for many of us and greatly appreciated.

19.12.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know but these aren’t reasonable people!

19.12.2025 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Must be a Goose fan.

19.12.2025 02:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Adam gonna Narduwar her ass

15.12.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I disagree wholeheartedly with your Geese take, but given your affinity for the Hives, check out fellow Swedes the Viagra Boys. Great band and one of my favorite records from this year.

10.12.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of lumber I could fit into a 2008 Honda Fit was legitimately impressive. Was one of the most versatile and cheap cars to own.

04.12.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sally’s cookies!

29.11.2025 05:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will he cut his hair now that he's a boss?

12.11.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just an absolute menace of a song.

10.10.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Eternal.

04.10.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Have still never witnessed a human as mad as Bo Pelini in the tunnel immediately afterward.

29.09.2025 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was kinda thinking Uncut Gems x The Bear

23.09.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All of my dad’s texts about Texas to me are β€œhe sucks” almost exclusively regarding QB play

21.09.2025 04:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.09.2025 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alt-Right/Rock Fest

10.09.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really struggling to find a connective thread for this lineup. A true grab bag of bands and baseball Guys.

10.09.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is your brain on mediocre pre-WS champ Rangers.

02.09.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Phil Maton is an Astros sleeper agent.

13.08.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're gonna have to add a sixth tool to the scouting reports: Whimsy.

05.08.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being a Neil fan is freeing. Like the opposite of being a Swiftie. You are under zero obligation or pressure to defend his work.

29.07.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Animorphs: Angel-morphs

23.07.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Before. I appreciate the chance to calibrate expectations ahead of time. I'm often surprised both to the upside and downside.

21.07.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are not alone. Keep up the fight.

21.07.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0