Cru

i can’t not harbor hate and pass a drug test, be real

It's just a little town around you with the scientific definition of an aura, and if an actual ice cream parlor on a main street can't verify it then it's not inspiring your nostalgic emanating utopia anyhow

thegothicastle

i’m the lebron james of functioning with a tummy ache

i’m simply *too* fucken good at this

COME

Youse a babe ❤️❤️❤️💪

It better be. They’re gonna know me.

ACAB includes the bluesmobile

I have this weird thin not even there Irish hair, it just sits there all weird and gingerly

it looks like a little 1900 goth castle with siding 😭😭😭

😭😭

quiet neighbors 🫶❤️

this time about a month from now I could be smokin weed off of a back porch that I own 😭😭😭😭😭

I got over an inch and I’m kinda terrified

BY A CEMETARY

positive vibes I am excited I am excited I am so excited to be a home and land owner and this place has been fucken CALLING TO MEEEEEE

WANT***

I AM GOING TO LOOK AT THE HOUSE I WAS TOMORROW

calm down it’s not spring until i shave the winter coat from my legs

that’s a cool three days grace shirt. how is seventh grade going?

I have a way with worms.

ladies and gentleman this is mambo no. 6

marry tom fuck dick kill harry

Might drive past the gym today.

SODA JERK: What kind of soda can I get you, fuckface?

the good news is nothing is real

a hotdog in every hand

british stoner rock bands be all like "oi we're beans of the scone age"

[first few days after a full moon] ok did i really survive that one?? is this hell??