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Milli Vanilla

@millivanilla

I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food. Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.

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Add one word to a film to ruin it.

Crotch Critters

09.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back to the Charcuterie

*me, whenever the opportunity presents*

09.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 7295 πŸ” 1877 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 67
Image of Wahnes’s Parotia’s Ballerina Impersonation. The bird looks like a black feathered shuttlecock with legs.

Image of Wahnes’s Parotia’s Ballerina Impersonation. The bird looks like a black feathered shuttlecock with legs.

The tweet was deleted, and this isn’t the bird, but think a bird that looks like this.

08.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am angry with both you and @saltymactavish.bsky.social for this appearing in my feed. No good will come of this.

08.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love my chia seed puddings. I add some flax meal, rice bran, and hemp meal.

08.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a nike logo on his jacket is looking at another man Alt: Scene from Ted Lasso. Roy Kent puts on a head torch and shines it on Jamie Tartt.
08.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No way there are two people named Mike on here. It’s an incredibly rare name.

08.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the buffalo are trying to buffalo you.

08.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drop a gif you can hear

08.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s definitely not on the tree with the camera.

08.03.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Impressed with your cleaning job!

08.03.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Woah! That is very cool.

08.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

08.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m absolutely stunned that a country that has done this before is doing it again.

08.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

America once again freeing oil from oppression. As the founders intended.

08.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh! Who do I need to throw money at to be able to see that label?

08.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Piastri bins it. Fucks vibe for the whole long weekend.

08.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do apologise. But the rage typing occurred before the conscious brain could intervene.

I wish for you to receive unlimited flights and a nerf bat, so you can issue the appropriate chastisement wherever necessary.

07.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dad jokes are a genre open to all.

07.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dinoswap Matic GIF Alt: Large dinosaur looming up behind an astronaut, who appears to be on the moon.

And the there’s some pretty strong circumstantial evidence.

07.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

07.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is Mathew erasure.

07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rotta the Brickshithouse.

07.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AUS players to score 1000 runs in all 3 forms of international cricket, and a goal at the World Cup.

ELLYSE PERRY

07.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aldi has a β€œlimited time only meat” sale.

But isn’t that just all meat?

06.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If only you’d invested your immense personal wealth in American oil and gas companies, like other ordinary folks.

05.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of cartoon characters are sitting at desks and one of them is wearing a hat that says canada Alt: Ralph Wiggum is wearing a Mountie uniform and is singing β€œOh Canada”.
05.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And famously, no married men with daughters have ever been misogynists.

05.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of George W Bush next to the quote:

There's an old saying in Tennessee
β€” I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee β€” that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you.
Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
- George W. Bush

A picture of George W Bush next to the quote: There's an old saying in Tennessee β€” I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee β€” that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again. - George W. Bush

05.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0