Duug Of The Dead

Tell spineless @fetterman.senate.gov that.

When VonShitzenpantz says he fired someone "like a dog," is he talking about scheduling them for a hunting trip with Noem?

Chelsea has excellent taste. *fistbump*

I can't wait to see how Massachusetts MAGAts justify this. Roadkill Kennedy is flirting with a Louisville Sluggah upside his brainworm...

Why Ben, I didn't realize you were a fellow Masshole!❤️

@democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social Take note. This is NOT an isolated thing, and the tepid centrist rhetoric that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social & @schumer.senate.gov spew is a great way to cede more power to the fascist GOP.

I loved her 101 Horror Books to Read Before You're Murdered so this is an easy pick-up.

Joan Cusack's superpower is the ability to make every film she's in better with just her presence.

"I'm not a CEO so what do I know."

More than any CEO, the most useless part of any corporate structure.

I was already against this war with Iran because of the harm it would definitely cause to civilians and our troops. But now that I know how it's affecting some random white couple's vacation? I'm TOTALLY against this war! Poor ol' white folk in Dubai, my heart breaks, thoughts and prayers.

Fuck Max Landis. That's it, that's the post.

I'm SURE it will bomb spectacularly! Can we give him and his dad a one-way helicopter ride? #IYKYK

What are five topics you can talk about unprepared for five minutes?

1) The Coathangers
2) The Boston Underground Film Festival
3) The importance of Chris Claremont's 1st X-Men run
4) sportstalk radio as a networking tool
5) Alexandra Heller-Nicholas & Kier-La Janisse as genre must-read critics

I like stories with happy endings.

Directed by @jennwexler.bsky.social . TAKE. MY. MONEY.

This isn't a thoughtful article. This is bad comedy.

#HorrorFamily #MutantFam You would be wise to follow this brilliant academic. I'm proud to say I own all of her published writing (plus a couple you don't see here). Not only is her writing detail-rich & insanely informative, her writing style is dynamic & approachable. Mark me as a Super-Fan!

💚 GO TEAM!!!

I am new here so I'm bookmarking this post so I don't embarrass myself at my first game attended.

Dude hasn't recovered from Jimmy Buffet's death. He looks like he begs his Real Doll for sex and is perpetually denied.

However, he'll steer as far away from the Epstein Files as he can...

Yes:

"[They're] all very [mean/not nice] to me."

"Fake polls."

Gibberish about Ukraine, Iran, Venezuela, Israel or whatever other country pops into his dementia-soaked head. Bonus points if he mentions wars he "prevented."

Illegals and ICE.

Far-left terrorism.

Everyone he dislikes is sick.

Same. I actually had to bust out the heavy coat a few times.

Bro, we live in MA. There's a 50% chance at all times that the next day's gonna be 70 degrees with 80% humidity...🤣

Thank you!❤️

James Acaster has a whole bit on transphobia that is wonderful and scathing towards that type of "comedy."

Top 5 favorite westerns, in no particular order...

Silverado
Tombstone
Four Of The Apocalypse
Little Big Man
Windwalker

Dammit @gailsimone.bsky.social ! I'm catching up on my comics & just read UXM #23. It was so in the spirit of Claremont's original run that I felt 10 again, reading Annual #8. Thank you for writing easily the most consistently fun title of the line.

Next time you forget, you get grounded: No BAMF(!)ing for you for one week.

In.