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vox and keys in @slashfiction // hockey guy // he-him

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ngl it gives me the ick when the figure skaters do part of the routine right up on the judges....like chill out have some decorum

13.02.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The waiter: And what would you like today young man?

My two year old:

13.02.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4468 ๐Ÿ” 352 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

actually don't know how to behave when ive been treated to delicious hockey all day. is this how north americans live all the time

12.02.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is really going to make up for the fact that i am so ill i have had to cancel my weekend plans

11.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4 games of hockey a day until sunday all watchable bc they're on euro time i could cry

11.02.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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cold has gotten worse every day for a week straight

10.02.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

today ive watched women's downhill freestyle skiing, USA v finland women's ice hockey, mens big air snowboarding, mens short program figure skating and now canada vs switzerland women's ice hockey, winter olympics is CLASS

07.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

having a cold during the olympics actually sick what if i just laid in bed all day and had unlimited entertainment

07.02.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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originally couldn't be fucked about the 2016 throwback thing but actually being over two years on T now it is actually kind of mental lol

17.01.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hello :)

15.01.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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anecdotes from previous years

12.01.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

two of the squad are getting their employers to match donations so i think every quid donated right now is actually worth 3!

12.01.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Slash Fiction and Pals 24 Hour Gaming Marathon for Medical Aid for Palestinians Help Niamh Webster raise money to support Medical Aid for Palestinians

for the 5 people who follow me here and not on insta, my pals and i are reviving an old tradition of killing off our braincells by playing video games for 24 hours in aid of a good cause, this time it's Medical Aid for Palestinians, donate here if you should like www.justgiving.com/page/slashfi...

12.01.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you ๐Ÿฅน

10.01.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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anyway โœŒ๏ธ

10.01.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's incredible what going to a good barber will do for your self esteem

10.01.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does being a dude mean spending your whole life thinking "no THIS is the haircut that looks good on me, every haircut before was bad and embarrassing" every time you change something or is that just year 3 trans guy thing

10.01.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want both of these offensive coaching staffs tried at The Hague

29.12.2025 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 217 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

can we pour one out for the older sisters of trans men who thought they had it bad with a baby sister and now look what's happened

11.12.2025 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

same train, missed the angel of the north again (was doing the crossword instead this time) but did get to stare longingly at lindisfarne as the sun is setting so we will call it a win

11.12.2025 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching the best show ever made again (mad men) and obviously being nostalgic for a past you didn't experience is for fascists and morons HOWEVER i do think smoking a cig in a wood panelled commuter train would feel fucking great

24.11.2025 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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morning everyone

13.11.2025 10:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it wasn't eligible for the list on account of being a movie musical (the list was songs written for the stage only) but i had to make a special honorary mention list for two stephen schwartz movie songs bc they are That Good (through heavens eyes from prince of egypt and out there from hunchback)

03.11.2025 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spent the morning making a list of best songs from musicals which you couldn't get me to share at gunpoint HOWEVER i will admit that i have been listening to the prince of egypt score literally all day and i have been having a great time

03.11.2025 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time

02.11.2025 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 755 ๐Ÿ” 111 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

One of my beliefs is every public establishment should have a ping pong table. You should be able to drop in anywhere for a quick Pong

01.11.2025 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1153 ๐Ÿ” 77 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

rewatching interview with the vampire and it is simply the best tv show ever made

01.11.2025 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mfw i am pretending to be a nice boy after spending the last hour being an utter bellend bc dad won't give me a third dinner

31.10.2025 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PEPOLE WILL GET ADDICTED TO ANY OLD SHIT NOW , TRY SOMETHING THAT ACTUALALY INTERACTS WITH YOUR RECEPTORS DUMMASS , "IM ADDICTED TO GOONING" GROW UP AND TURN OFF SOME OF YOUR MONITORS!!! SORRY BUT GROW UP!!!! "IM ADDICTED TO CHAT GPT" OK WELL IM ADDICTED TO TALKING TO A LIBRARY BOOK THAT I CHECKED OUT , BECUASE IM FUCKIN STUPID,,, SOME TIME'S IN LIFE YA JUST GOTTA ACCEPT YOUR NOT THE CREAM OF THE CREAM, YOUR JUST A REGULAR PERSON WHO EAT'S FOOD THAT COMES IN A CARDBOARD BOX , ME TOO, BUT I DONT TALK TO MY COMPUTER , AND IM DUMB AS SHIT, ANYWAY THE TEXT "YHOUR ADDICTED TO CHATING WITH GPT, EVER HEARD OF DRINKING BEER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

PEPOLE WILL GET ADDICTED TO ANY OLD SHIT NOW , TRY SOMETHING THAT ACTUALALY INTERACTS WITH YOUR RECEPTORS DUMMASS , "IM ADDICTED TO GOONING" GROW UP AND TURN OFF SOME OF YOUR MONITORS!!! SORRY BUT GROW UP!!!! "IM ADDICTED TO CHAT GPT" OK WELL IM ADDICTED TO TALKING TO A LIBRARY BOOK THAT I CHECKED OUT , BECUASE IM FUCKIN STUPID,,, SOME TIME'S IN LIFE YA JUST GOTTA ACCEPT YOUR NOT THE CREAM OF THE CREAM, YOUR JUST A REGULAR PERSON WHO EAT'S FOOD THAT COMES IN A CARDBOARD BOX , ME TOO, BUT I DONT TALK TO MY COMPUTER , AND IM DUMB AS SHIT, ANYWAY THE TEXT "YHOUR ADDICTED TO CHATING WITH GPT, EVER HEARD OF DRINKING BEER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

COME ON - dashare.zone ADMIN

29.10.2025 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 486 ๐Ÿ” 110 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4