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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
An illustration of A Bidadari / Apsara wearing a feather skirt
Dance of the Bidadari
sasquatch sits amongst some grass, with it's hand calmly on fire, caption reads: 'my headline act at the festival of grass was met with unprecedented heckling
Sasquatch Diaries Feb 8th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
Triple Image. Page 1-2
from a while back
a stylized 3d render of a bunch of cats at an aquarium touch tank.
touch tank
Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
me when im a skull with a wife and well,, lets jsut say
using tor to lurk on tumblr bcs pak govt is banning vpns now too
賽は投げられた
#ArmoredCore #アーマードコア
Thick and lush. Page 1.
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Taking a short break from work and trying to do something weird over the next couple of days.
Blind Alley No. 408
Lucky to have literally birthed her 50-50 with @raahi97.bsky.social
screenshot of armored core 6 showing my build. its a red and green colored mech. it has a flat head with stickers for eyes that make it look like a frog
i love my phrog build
Digital painting of school students going up and down a spiral staircase
Changing Classes
A femme knight in silvery armor, filigreed with feather designs. She has pale skin and long auburn hair, tied in a ponytail and held back with an ivory and gold circlet. She has a white cloak and tabard, with blue accents. The cloak has a blue phoenix emblazoned on it. She wields an adamantine shield with the sigil of Bahamut engraved on it. She wields a longsword with a golden dragon hilt, and a rapier with a silver wing hilt. Also among her inventory is a parchment labeled "Shit List" with some names on it, some crossed off.
Illustration of a Karrakin Trade Barony royal scion and their Facsimile body double.
A scene from in the VIP pit of a Lancer mech duel in the Grand Arena of Throne Karrakis. Colorful pennants sway in the breeze high above the stadium. Huge shades that look like translucent petals shade the spectators, seated in the sandy white gallery stands. The architecture flows and curves rather than being rectilinear or purely circular. Pointed archways from the main arcade level. Ornate fluorescent light chandeliers light up the shaded stands. On the Field, a massive black Lancer frame lunges forward with a black broadsword, boosted forward with back-mounted rockets. A red ponytail flows from its helm. Parrying the blow in a shower of sparks is a sage green Lancer frame with a curved scimitar-like sword. It pirouettes on digitigrade legs, its blue cape tails swirling in the arena dust. It is adorned with golden filigree. In the pit, two factions face off, each representing their frame in demeanor and attire. On the left, matched with the black knight mecha, a cadre of nobles (perhaps from the House of Stone), all in black and red and metal and furs, stand haughtily. The main one raises her whiskey glass in smug superiority. She has dark skin and an undercut hairstyle of red hair. Next to her is an older man, bald and bearded, with dark skin and a grumpy expression. On the right, representing perhaps the House of Glass, a rakish young noble lifts his wine glass in mocking salute. He has twin swords on his belt and an orange cape. Next to him is a beautiful noblewoman in a dress covered in rose-like flowers. a chain veil covers her face. Behind them, vidscreens show alternate angles of the mech duel, including shots from the cockpits of each frame, showing the determination and effort of each Lancer that pilots them.
An Everest-pattern Lancer frame, destroyed in battle, kneeling in a snowy, ashy battlefield in the middle of a ruined city under an overcast sky. The pilot huddles near a portable heater nestled between the frame's legs.
More art examples:
Good morning~😉 朝かららくがき
Made some @kriegsfront.bsky.social fanart. High stakes tactical gameplay and a very balanced role based mech game.
Delighted to see people from Indonesia were making it. As a South Asian myself, I hope to see playable neusanasian rebels and anti-colonial themes. Eagerly waiting for more!
#mech #art
An everest cutting up a hive.
#mech #art #lancerrpg
Every artist, get more self indulgent NOW! Draw your ships kissing, draw your blorbos, draw that idea you’ve been putting off (you’re good enough to do it!!!), redraw that old art, draw yourself wearing a cool outfit, draw a better world- just draw!!!
Happy birthday!
Robo from the SNES game Chrono Trigger
CHRONO-MAS DAY 5: ROBO
The helpful robot with the Rick Astley-coded theme song 🎵
Now up in my INPRNT!
www.inprnt.com/gallery/joha...
the thing that drives me insane about genAI/chatgpt bullshit is that brother, the process IS the work IS the entire thing. no artist comes to art for the final result. the final result is inextricable from the fucking labor that came into making it
A post in Mastodon from february 28th of 2025 by username TheZeldaZone. Hello. We're firefox. The only browser that Hasnt Hit Itself in The Rick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our unhammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked
Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
Decided to draw our crew's spotter. Introducing Bug.
#oc #Lancerrpg #ttrpg
