A personification of the moon, wearing a cloak of gems that represent the night sky. She wears a glittering crown. At her feet, a tiny winter landscape.
Happy holidays, folks. I hope next year is a little kinder.
Going back to New Zealand for Christmas after living in Melbourne for four months instead of hanging out with my Aus bf and his family……. nobody gets her like I do
An illustration showing cute fat rabbits piling into an underground burrow. There is text, part of which has been edited. The original text says "There are tunnels underground where bunnies are safe — safe" and the edited text adds "from emails"
Stay safe out there y'all
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
Imagine being such a miserable ghoul that you write a whole mandate brought about to make live easier for your staff and colleagues with vision impairment.
Anyways L + Dem Mayor in Miami + No Spine + Release the Epstein Files
One time Marco Rubio and I were having a conversation and I asked him to speak more into my left ear because my right one is damaged and he exploded into a million pieces
My life has begun but at what cost
Slowly realising the hardest part of moving abroad is having a bad week at work and not being able to get in my car and go hang out with my parents for the weekend about it
Do u wanna get marrieddddd and runaway ?
I’m officially a cantankerous old bitch can everyone please stop saying 6 7 around me
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade
He is risen
shawty I dont mInd
Mamdani campaign style sign that says “The Poison for KUZCO”
I’m late to the party but…
Tucked away in the #Pluribus credits, it reads, “This show was made by humans.”
Vince Gilligan: “I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think they’re selling a bag of vapor.”
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
#FuckAI
Find someone who loves you as much as Vince Gilligan loves the television production crews of Albuquerque #Pluribus
NANCY IS GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY DRESSED AS AN EGG
I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
I can never listen to 3-host podcasts anymore because within the first five minutes you can always tell which one the other two don’t fw
Breaking my hiatus with some music recommendations for anyone left wanting by Taylor Swifts latest release #TLOAS
adelinebarker.substack.com/p/five-album...
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
@ Argentine national rugby union team let me bounce on it just once PLEASE just the one time
The club can’t even handle me right now
Noticed handed in. New contract signed. Plane ticket secured. Additional checked bag purchased. Friends couch acquired. New laptop operational. Free coffee earned.
Oh yeah baby. I’m back.
Yeah, I'm the total package If the package fell off a delivery van and immediately got run over by a bus.
How am I supposed to just go to the gym after this
Wow wow WOW I am crying?????? 🥹
Me and one other guy in the cinema for Life of Chuck let’s fucking goooooo
I’m in yo girls crib eating the edible arrangement you sent her to say sorry for following your work wife on ig
