Aaron Masters

Obviously rushed straight to my spooky queen.

Sex! Sex! Sex! You’d all be better off with an eight-hundred piece jigsaw.

Cool! CoM is much more fantasy parody than the later ones and doesn’t really have much plot, so bear with it if it’s not immediately grabbing you. The later ones are much more their own thing.

For the first time!? You’re in for *such* joy.

This is known as “Prawny Winey Pasta” in our house and is one of our all-time favourites. ( @liamsims.bsky.social )

That’s an impressive amount of bouncing up and down. 👏👀

Yes!

Slightly diminish a game

Surviving Cars

Don’t threaten me with a good time. 😜

Yes but how many decks does it have!?

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Not my house, but I know my way around.

I lyke not this.

The summoning ritual is only powerful enough to sustain her for so long before she must return to the dark corner of Tartarus from whence she came.

I think in hindsight I should have removed the orange peel sooner - it had practically disintegrated by the time we ate it and made it a little bitter, but otherwise I thought it was nice.

It’s definitely up there. Maybe Yes, Minister depending on my mood.

👀😏

Why are you gay?

Finally someone came down *his* chimney.

You beat me to it.

Peak sexy Jude Law in that film tbf.

💯

I hear it’s a Christmas film @pifflevalve.bsky.social?

Finally losing my Clue virginity [with @liamsims.bsky.social].

Exactly. He said as much himself in later life.

The first few novels (though less so with Mort) are also just not very representative of the series. Colour of Magic is a Sword and Sorcery parody - it’s not a fantasy novel in its own right.

Yeah The Wee Free Men is *designed* for that age bracket (and is the first in that sub series), but I started on the “adult” ones at 11 and loved them.

She’ll be off to a cracking start with any of the following:
Mort
Wyrd Sisters
Guards! Guards!
The Truth

*Don’t* start with The Colour of Magic!

Very handsome. 😊