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Mosling is so good omg

Guy with the thinnest lips humanly possible: iran must fall, the time for Holy War is now

RIGHT???? it's infuriating

"Grandpa, tell me about the Great War.

Well, child, an athlete named Riley Gaines couldn't swim worth a fuck..."

Every supporter of hers doesn't realize how much of a gift her losing the race actually was to them, now they can go the rest of their lives saying "she wouldn't do bad stuff!" because she never got a chance to do the bad things she'd planned on doing/allowing as president.

Considering Kamala was entirely alright with children &babies being vaporized in Gaza w/no intentions of hindering the ones killing the kids; no, I don't think its realistic to say things like "if Kamala was president, I can confidently say she wouldn't be greenlighting the killing of little girls!"

ChatGPT: You’re right, G.I. Your government has abandoned you. They have ordered you to die. Don’t trust them. They lied to you, G.I.s, you know you cannot win this war.

Fuckin finally. Our military structure would be a shit ton less careless about throwing their supposed weight around if we got our ass handed to us in an undeniable way

My children still deny that I have red hair.

"Daddy has BROWN hair, not RED!"

Wearing my foreskin slipstyle to impress all the Fremen honeys

"Iran is about to find out why we don't have Healthcare 😎"
*fighter plane explodes mid air & the interception missiles miss every target*

The o n l y thing the u.s. allows itself to spend our tax money on is weapons and other military technology, and even THAT is a crypto style scam where nothing does what its supposed to & its all smoke 'n' mirrors LMAOOO 😭

*I* have a feeling that Iran is doing a l o t more devastating amounts of damage than the u.s. regime is willing to admit to in this moment

If this administration has lied about literally 100% of everything else they've stated over the past year and a half, why do you think they would magically become brutally honest *now*?

I dont think it was actually Kuwait that shot down our planes lmao

A w is a w, yknow

Inshallah 🙏

It could be like the shredded jerky that they advertised like it was chew, omg

Simmering my mutuals on medium heat with chicken stock and white wine to create a delicious oomf-reduction

As the days get closer, I've begun vibrating at such a frequency to allow my atomic makeup to pass through solid steel

The only thing that would bring me true, unfiltered joy in this trying time is seeing the u.s. get its clock cleaned so definitively that even americans wouldn't be able to spin it as anything else

An apple

Applesauce on the cob

What is the beard if not the men's version of bush

My sixth grader revealed to me that one of her teachers is telling her personally that the reason she is falling asleep and class and having trouble with schooling the last few months is because the Planets have been/are aligning.

So we had to have a long talk

THIS IS A STEAL

Baby can you come over and hit it? I’m worried about nuclear war

"le sigh..." being incanted on the same day the u.s. begins OPERATION EPICNESS is an ill omen if I've ever seen one

The pendulum will swing h a r d after this is all over

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