Also superb. 😂
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Also superb. 😂
A long, long time ago; well, not that long, we all know Luxon tried to sound profound n' wise But every time he grabbed a mic He’d drop a line that didn’t quite Make the trip from his brain to public eyes Dropped a few dodgy Tik tok clips Then blundered on with gaffes and slips Incapable of reflection He lacked all direction I don't imagine that he cried When the small guys took him for a ride We suspect he thought he was still astride The day the polling died. And we were singing: Bye bye to your polls getting high. Voted Luxon, just got Seymour and some racist old guy. Too weak to control them, yet you still wonder why Be one term of you and goodbye. Be one term of you and goodbye. Now, for 3 years we've been on our own As the PM sells his investment homes Well, that's not how it's supposed to be. As Shane talked down to the Māori Queen And Peters talks down all that's green, Chris Luxon is nowhere to be seen. Well, we know you can't control those two. They've already had their way with you. On that Chamber floor, Beehive backrooms, and more. Maaaate, A wealthy, sorted, entitled fuck, With an unused toolkit and a car from Musk, We knew Lux was out of luck, The day the polling died And we were singing: Bye bye to your polls getting high. Voted Luxon, just got Seymour and some racist old guy. Too weak to control them, yet you still wonder why Just be one term of you and goodbye. Be one term of you and goodbye.
With apologies to all participants, I've mish mashed all your contributions, fit it to the original lines/timing and it should fit with a karaoke track... who is keen??? Also text version in alt text if someone wants to do a chord chard....☠️
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He went & dissed “bottom feeding” folk Like hardship was some kind of fuckin' joke Then stared as if the backlash Was all just staged stunt smoke And right on cue, the pundits came Chanting their protective claim: “The public just needs to get to know him!” Like a ritual they’d memorised in a cult So bye‑bye to another Luxon misfire From the Te Puke/Hawaii fib to the Parliament quagmire And the media rose up like a cultic choir: “Once the public gets to know him, he’ll poll higher… Once the public gets to know him, he’ll poll higher.”🎶🎵
With apologies to Don McLean
#NZPol
A long, long time ago; well, not that long, we all know
Luxon tried to sound profound n' wise
But e'ery time he grabbed a mic
He’d drop a line that didn’t quite
Make the trip from brain to public eyes
🚨 Trump's cronies are circulating a draft executive order to declare a phony "national emergency" over made-up foreign election interference—just so he can seize control of our state-run elections.
This isn't about integrity—it's a blatant attempt to rig the midterms.
Tell Congress to act NOW:
Couldn't appear on Q&A. Couldn't care less about fuel prices accelerating or that the US just bombed 160 school kids and took out civilian drinking water for multiple Iranian villages / citizens. "Mr I'm Wealthy & Sorted", #NewZealand PM strikes again #nzpol #auspol
China pours rocket fuel on the vehicle replacement cycle.
A 625B RMB ($90B) national trade-in subsidy launched for 2026, paying consumers directly on a first-come basis.
This isn’t just an #EV incentive — it accelerates ICE fleet retirement.
Old ICE out → EVs & PHEVs in.
Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.
Gotta say the last few days of “how much we loathe Luxon” has been great.
The war on Iran is unfolding alongside a wave of mass layoffs in the US. These are not separate crises. They are two sides of the same offensive by the ruling class against the working class.
With leaders saying they don't have access to the intelligence on which the US decided to attack Iran, questions need to be asked about what the point of Five Eyes is.
It already sank Luxon when he ditched EV subsidies, ditched transit, rail and active mode projects, cancel every public works project there was which spiked our unemployment then decided to think 4 lane highways and LNG terminals which are very prone to fossil fuel price shocks would be wise
Fucking brutal. I’m here for it.
No matter how well Christopher hides, Jack Tame is coming for him.
Jack is the new Breakfast presenter and Christopher can’t run away from him there!!
All the popcorn in the world is still not enough popcorn.
#nzpol
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For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:
Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down
Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace
Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs
Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
Swear some people are quick to call the Greens radical because acknowledging humans are part of nature and don't have to be greedy goes completely against their idea we're separate from everything else on this little blue pebble floating around in space.
#nzpol
Green, green green green green…
Everything’s coming up 💚💚💚
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With the evident failure of the Luxon experiment, I hope the National Party, the media, and the general public might give some thought to the qualities needed in a leader.
I found the media excitement about Luxon entering politics baffling and nothing he has done since has changed my view.
Yup this is it. He can never really talk about his ‘vision’ or goals as actually they’re just to gut Aotearoa for international vampire capitalism.
RATIONING DIALYSIS
Current annual carbon emissions are more than twice the Earth's sustainable limit, highlighting the urgent need for accelerated decarbonization and integrated pollution management strategies. doi.org/hbrnw6
The system is fucked. Let’s fuck it right back. #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
Who is NZs worst Prime Minister in 100 years and why is it Christopher Luxon?
#nzpol #kikorangi
I hope the media who praised and salivated over Luxon are enjoying the egg on their faces.
Notice that Jason Walls and mini me Brad Olsen have disappeared.
Praise the Lord
#NZPol
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This is a rare Good Thing.
Mr Luxon is one of those very rare people whom its impossible to apply a theory of mind. Can you imagine his inner life in any form but its absence? The only books he reads are self-help. He cannot maintain an exchange of complex thoughts. Every interview descends into banalities within minutes
Imagine a parallel world where NZ had spent the last 2 years doing everything possible to reduce fossil fuel dependency in energy and transport. We’d have lower climate pollution and a more resilient economy. Instead the Govt subsidised fossil fuels and now we are exposed to Trump’s madness.
A bald Hwanker holding his phone with the fingers of his wrong hand whilst leaning on a counter
Sorry but everyone who holds their phone like this as a Hwanker #NZPol
TOP’s policy appears and is better than Nact offerings and will sustain the middle class a little longer, but fundamentally they don’t seem to want to stop the growth of inequality and their policy seems to be a bit more of a fig leaf to the 99% whilst the 1% keeps on vampiring.
