I think one of the best things about being a dumbass who lucks into riches (probably, I'll never know) is you can just continue to be a dumbass, but magnified. Maximum bigtime performative dumbassedness. Dumbassmaxxing, as the kids say.
it's all such bs. But if I were Platner, and I had an obvious Nazi tattoo and didn't realize it, and my beloved GF *was* Jewish, I hope that at some point before we married and I danced shirtless in front of her family she'd tell me "boo, I love you, but we need to talk about that NAZI TATTOO."
WHAAAT? This entirely qualified and valuable civil servant suddenly RIFed? It's as if his job had no meaning, no purpose! I am astonished. An entire career (of something, possibly involving a blanket or a tote bag of supplies) gone in an instant. Shaking, literally, my damn head.
Every day I see an aspirational Phineas post it gives me the courage to face another shitty fucking day. because hey, maybe it will happen today.
Can you imagine? Literally imagine any other head of state (lol) being like, "I guess. Americans will die. Dur-hey" people.com/trump-says-i...
Wow. Sure is a lot of texture on that face.
Was gonna say Strathairn, would never malign his holy self that way.
WHOA. Camp East Montana in El Paso opened in August and quickly became the deadliest ICE facility, with infamously terrible conditions.
Now ICE is closing it, just as they plan to open up a detention camp nearly three times larger in a converted warehouse just outside El Paso.
Can you imagine meticulously choosing the bedsheets for those elaborate planes and the Asshole in Chief is like "PSYCH! Go home and tell hubby about Corey! LOLOLOL"
It's so typical that these desk jockeys feel strong enough to talk tough and play military.
Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) a piss-pants coward, just broke the arm of a US Marine.
Christ on an addled bike, this man is having TROUBLE
Their religions are misguided. Not like ours, where my son and I have alerts on our phones to know when either of us might be looking at porn. Hot porn. Men and women really going at it.
big "leave her to heaven" energy
Screencap of a news item with a photo of shitstain Greg Bovino. The relevant text is "DHS launches investigation into Bovino's alleged disparaging remarks - report The Department of Homeland Security has opened an internal investigation into allegations that Gregory Bovino, a senior border patrol official, made disparaging remarks about the Jewish faith of Minnesota’s top federal prosecutor, the New York Times reported."
Hey, how 'bout that. Greg Bovino is a worthless piece of shit. I don't know who could've told you that, other than anyone who ever encountered him, ever, in his entire worthless fucken life.
"Make people dependent enough, and then make it shitty"
Still giggling at this hilarious video from the Norwegian Consumer Council "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator" which seems a perfect embodiment of Silicon Valley and tech generally these days
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...
Personally, I love when my therapeutic lotion makes me erupt into violent, hemorrhaging blisters. www.cnn.com/2026/03/02/p...
Whole goddamned country led by donkeys.
Nope. You can try to make this happen, I'm sure a dozen blogs will hop on board, but the majority of people do not want this.
he really is
lol fuck this sky-high
I think the most important question is can I buy tickets yet?
*sigh* Can we not have a SINGLE candidate who isn't a Nazi-adjacent shithead? Big boob totenkopf tattoos? Damn.
I think the most important thing to learn from these comics is Smooth Dunk is the best artist to ever live. Suck it, Van Gogh! You heard me! (In one ear, at least.)
Admiring flawless human form is "sexually suggestive." OK I guess you hate humanity? Perfection? SMDH.
Every one of these freaks, EVERY SINGLE ONE has a foreign asset sidepiece.
We live in hell
Procedural liberalism on display. We support the murder of innocents, the immoral and demonic violence, but the President didn't fill out the right paperwork.
The same logic that calls for higher police training budgets and more diversity among prison guards. Polishing the bars of the cage.
This. The lead/cadmium > madness > violence trajectory was REAL.
Christ on a fucken 16-wheeler bike. Look, being a tax cheat is one thing, we all want to save a bit for a rainy day, but this? THIS? Log off, granddad.
