jordan 🍖💧

fucking spare me

hey amos this is really cool

midi_10 [Motorola MPx200 ringtone on Microsoft GS Wavetable Synth] YouTube video by Ringtone / Tech Product Bangers

lol

look, if it doesn't have guestelcare i don't fuckin' want it!!

An advertisement for an IBM computer system from a british retailer called GUESTEL. It advertises the product as "THE IBM PERSONAL COMPUTER WITH GUESTELCARE FROM £2890." The rest of the ad reads: Caring, comprehensive service ... and the best deals around have established Guestel as one of Europe's leading Apple suppliers. Now we are extending our range to bring you the IBM personal computer ... and the Guestelcare comes as standard ... ... naturally. Just clip the coupon and get the facts. And if you're a retail dealer and fancy a slice of the action, we can tell you why this is one profit opportunity you just won't want to miss

the IBM personal computer with guestelcare

A black and white scan of an advertisement in the December 1982 issue of Popular Computing. On the left is a weathered seaman posing with a terminal and uninterruptible power supply on large wooden barrels, presumably at a dock. The ad copy on the right reads: Hello thayuh. This is Eben Flow, proprietor of the Fish or Cut Bait Company, buyer and seller of lobstah bait for 49 years. My hobbies are collecting linoleum samples, squashing flies and playing pac-person on my home computer. But here on Martinicus Rock, off the coast of Maine, the power can be a tad erratic. So, to cure the brownout and blackout problems, and to keep them spikes and surges off my picture tube, I got me a MAYDAY Uninterruptible Power Supply from SUN RESEARCH. Them fellas fixed me up real good and real light on my pocketbook, too. Got me a MAYDAY for my mini-calcaputer with a voltage regulator and everything for only 325 clams. They even included the battery in a nice waterproof box. Handy out here, you know. Now, if MAYDAY would only keep them sea dogs out of my barrel ... MAYDAY - Protection even you can afford!

from the december 1982 issue of popular computing

she's okay in there right

hand to god i think we're bombing iran because trump was jealous of all the media coverage that kidnapped elderly woman was getting

in my experience they enjoy harassing jordans specifically so stay safe out there

y'all ever be sitting around and realize that you haven't been breathing for like three minutes

captain cube?! happy bappy!!!

"the computer does 99% of my job" okay dude well i can't afford to live in a house and i do 100% of my job myself, why do you think i should be onboard with your whole worldview

klonoa: door to phantomile, outer wilds, jet grind radio, pokemon blue, jumping flash 2, silent hill 2, megaman legends, soulcalibur ii, tetris effect, image generated at my9games.com

doki doki peanuts

the bonehead's deepest desire is to be consumed by fang guu

it's insane this website still doesn't have locked accounts

gumby excitedly books his first escort

pokopia looks really cute but it doesn't look "$615.93 after tax" cute

oh my god

HUH?????

a youtube video entitled "People Laughed at This Rusty GOLD Machine... Until I Restored It"

who up laughing at machines

thank you to whoever just bought my short story :)

Big Tex at the State Fair of Texas on fire

Big Tex on Fire says: "Did you know that if you sign up to join The Hive on a yearly basis, you save 17% compared to month-to-month?"

vgbees.com/join

i think if i was going to go into a machine that splices my DNA with that of a real animal past or present, i would have to pick that frog from the bible

jorb is out here doing crazier and cooler shit than almost anyone else on twitch and he deserves a lot more credit for it