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Indiana drops Carson Beck to 2-1 in National Championship games

Not just on a pick, but on a pick that was schemed up by just hoping Carson Beck would not notice the safety was near there

Carson Beck's college career was only ever going to end that way, if we are being honest about it

bless him, it couldn’t have ended any other way.

fuck off nick saban

MECOLE

god. damn. indiana. (complimentary.)

man IU is fun to watch.

would also like to note that it’s not like he carried Miami this year. he had a couple good throws last night but a couple bad ones too (even though Kirk kept wanting to give him credit for misses???). Miami is here bc of its defense and run game.

the first time i’ve used my daughter’s birth certificate is to get delta status back 😇

i personally do not miss the carson beck experience, but good for him.

ahem

Maybe the targeting was the friends we made along the way

what the fuck is targeting.

jesse palmer with the ancient david pollack td reference!

Oh did Ohio State have a field goal miss wide left on New Year’s Eve?

the year-end wraps have jumped the shark.

while it may get *very* bleak for a while, i am comforted by the knowledge that their lack of coolness will ultimately result in their failure. great art is the genesis of all change and resistance, and they wouldn’t know art if it bit them in the ass.

have i told y’all my kid only naps while attached to me

a perfect day of football if you ask me.

Kirby is going to have this printed and hung over his bed.

i have never been so happy to be wrong. go dawgs forever. 😌

Our pediatrician made us agree to follow the vaccine schedule before even putting us on the waitlist. I deeply appreciate that they’re not fucking around.

i think so!!!!

IMAGINE

i was explaining my anxiety about taking the baby to the doctor (she’s fine) to my dear husband and how there’s the baby logistics anxiety — do i bring the stroller and the wearable wrap? — but also the parking anxiety, and this man said, i’ve never ever worried about parking before.

ah i had this same confidence in 2008. and 2012. and 2021. i was a sweet innocent dumb child.

who in their right mind would ever pick us in this game. vegas is not real.

i can’t believe we have to play bama on that dumb field AGAIN. barf barf barf

mike. goddamn. bobo. (complimentary)