If she had just said “We were told, by this administration, there would be an emphasis on…” then not only would she look less silly but she’d also get to point out that campaign promises and repeated sound bits are not our lived reality.
I practically yearn for the days of “absurdly stupid.”
They’re such colorful, intricate creatures to the human eye - imagine how they see each other!
Not to mention that dead folks don’t pay taxes. Lost revenue is bad for business.
(I am being sarcastic and I don’t know how else to process the daily atrocities we endure)
Could you be reinfecting yourself?
Ah yes, noted thespian Kurt Russell.
Middle of the right lower quadrant?
Thank you for the suggestion - requested the title through Libby. My library doesn’t have it yet, but I’m hopeful.
Today’s was tricky!
Forget a headline - make it a calendar invite.
I don’t care if he had a twinge in his bone spurs with a drop in barometric pressure - a president’s winkle isn’t reason for a military strike.
Ope, being a federal agent doesn’t protect you from state charges.
….the idea that anyone thought for a millisecond that Kesha, KESHA OF ALL PEOPLE, would let that slide is insane.
She famously fought her predatory producer - you think she won’t go toe to cankle with Trumplethinskin?
As the kids say, are we deadass?
“I wonder why he’s called the glandula…. Oh.”
Quirky and very cute!
…I realize it and it’s intentional.
They are role models for winning gold AND maintaining moral high ground.
Both are true.
Without a doubt.
I’ve gotten ashes on my forehead every year for four decades and they have never once come close to looking like an actual cross.
I’m pretty sure that’s eyeshadow.
42 years this forehead has been blessed and NEVER has it looked that precise, not even from the priest right out of seminary.
With a shellfish allergy, I shouldn’t drink pre-ground coffee. You know, because of the BUGS.
Oh, then disregard! I misunderstood.
“Shut your bitchass up.”
….you absolutely do need a front plate here. I hope your co-workers didn’t try to tell you that!
Don’t start reading the USDA allowable contaminant levels. You’ll be astounded at what is considered acceptable - I mean, probably less so, due to current events, but you know what I mean.
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I’d worry you’d need to keep it lit to repel people - might not be immediately recognizable to the layperson.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Happy friggatriskaidekaphobia to those who wish today weren't as it is.
My apologies to anyone who has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Most meth heads I have known have some semblance of ethics. Perhaps a bit skewed, but not so horrifically distorted like Secretary Bondi.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
