Chaudman

No but cercle rouge next on list. So interesting in terms of what ghost dog did with it. Plus big shades of strangers on a train for me

The watch

Just watched le samourai for the first time. (Partly as companion piece to ghost dog a bit ago). Was fucking excellent. Plus his watch is cool af. Sure @staggerlee42.bsky.social has views.

It's 2032. Wrexham have just lifted their third successive Champions League trophy. BBC commentators doggedly stick to the "plucky underdog" narrative.

Not seen: A farmer with a boat and a bag of grain scrumpling up his plans and throwing them away in a tearful fit of defeated pique

Genuinely initially read this as a mixed up version of "Curry warmed up in the Crockpot and the onions are good."

Has any man ever thrived this hard? Probably not

My most unpopular opinion is that farming out the death penalty for child murderers to the hard faced horrible cunts they share prison wings with is a societal failure and instead of relishing when one gets killed, we should be ashamed our prison system is so broken.

Completely agree. If you celebrate the fact that prison is unsafe, even for the very worst people, you may as well support the death penalty.

Just thoroughly cleaned my fridge. Not saying the salad drawer was rank but I found a team of UN weapons inspectors pottering around in there.

So gutted they didn't head north. Seen Craig Finn up here but not the hold steady. Sad.

It's incredible how quickly Salah went from unplayably brilliant (which he totally was) to absolutely bang average.

Soz

Buena Vista Golf and Country Club.

Lol. I have lots of those. Also a totally crazy Spanish guy who says the weirdest things

At least you have the correct bread for a fish finger sandwich tho, right?

Right?

DAMN! THAT'S WHY I'M ANXIOUS TOO!

You KNEW it was Friday. You KNOW that demands a Friday tea. It's the rules.

Well, you say that but... Ah there's no "but"...

I'm having duck breast braised with cabbage bacon and potato.

Evergreen evergreen tweet

I had linguine with crab chilli tomato garlic and white wine. Had half a dressed crab in freezer from market the other week. Top tier tea imo.

Tudor rose?

Well... Actually.....

Evergreen tweet

Lol at spurs.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

Yeah loved it when she told forensic guy to leave town. "He's targeting cunts. And you're a really massive cunt."

Unexpectedly I've started seriously thinking about moving to Dubai. Never really considered it before cos I don't actually mind paying tax. But keep seeing Brits who live there on the news and I just think "wow those guys seem so fucking cool. Wish I could be friends with them." That's the driver.

Yeah I loved it obvs. Esp the minor characters like that 2 cops Sven and the woman. Also liked how annoying her vet gf was. I mean the acapella I Touch Myself killed me.