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If you voted for him, you've done this.

It’s not even noon on Monday and the president of the United States has endorsed domestic violence.

Before you marry a cheese lover consider the cost of raising his cheese-loving offspring

So now we have 2 fascist parties?

Getting roasted in my internal monologue group chat

Chris Murphy lays out the details in the big, ugly bill.

#VoteNO

I think it’s time we start drawing vaginas instead of penises on people who fall asleep at parties.

Give Mitch McConnell a swirly

Yeah just kill all the blue people in red states that have stayed trying to change things their whole lives

BREAKING:

The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".

It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers

Things look so good for Trump’s ridiculous military parade they literally have to advertise they’ll pay people to be in attendance via a Craigslist ad.

That’s small d*** energy if I’ve ever seen it.

💩🍆

www.distractify.com/p/seat-fille...

Where's the satire?

I'm having trouble grappling with our current reality: once per day (at least), the president does something that's so wildly illegal it more than merits launching an immediate impeachment process.

And then nothing happens. It's not just enraging; it's enervating and demoralizing as hell.

Living for summer in the back yard #catsofbluesky

I don’t want to live in a world where people are in jail and barred from work for smoking weed but an unelected man actively abusing ketamine faces no repercussions for illegally seizing all of our data and making decisions that kill hundreds of thousands of people

I took a weekend off

She's the sweetest

Calico cat walking down a sidewalk

Ellie #catsky

THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
It’s a total takeover & destruction of the population. I’m surprised the press isn’t talking about it more. It’s akin to what was done in Russia. I’m too angry to try to write about it. I hope more will soon. #AUTOGENOCIDE

There needs to be a spreading hands emoji for posts like this. This is so well said.

a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face . ALT: a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .

Meanwhile, Bone Spurs and Brain Worm will outlive us all.

He definitely didn't write this, it has correct grammar and punctuation