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(Starting a Taco Bell franchise in another country)

Globalize the Blast of Baja

Breakfast is the most important hot dog of the day

Calvin’s dad saying “I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!”

He was right to say this though

Can’t believe it keeps happening at this same intersection. We’ve tried literally nothing and somehow it keeps happening.

Straight of Hormuz? More like have a few beers and go straight for HER muzz.

A dog did something today that no other dog has ever been able to do. It successfully bit me while I was riding a bicycle.

Kristi Noem OnlyFans by 2030.

5 dogs on a dirt road up ahead of me. There was a 6th dog but not sure where he was at time of photo.

Check out this group of dogs that chased me earlier. And in my haste to escape I made a wrong turn and then had to go back and ride past them again

A bicycle leaned up against a fence with a donkey behind it. The bike is close to the same size as the donkey. Cactus

A bicycle is a lot like a donkey

I am not in their way

I guess we escape the need for utility locating under anarchy because there also won’t be functional utilities. But for what it’s worth no I don’t think “autism” will work either

You’re on ring camera

Plus side to the fat I have grown in my 30s is how buoyant it makes me. This mfer used to walk along the bottom of the pool like metal mario now have to work to dive.

New from the people who brought you Birds in the Hardware store. Announcing: Birds in the Airport

Yeonmi Park podcast meme

In America people let their dogs shit everywhere all the time

Would

Been keeping an eye out for an opportunity to fight a guy who doesn’t pick up his dog’s poop and had a good one today but alas I was carrying a big bag of Chinese takeout and didn’t want to set it down/get cold so he got a pass.

What is the anarchist solution for 811/“call before you dig” utility locating services

Just threw a really good head fake/swerve at a guy jogging down the middle of the Monon wearing a weighted vest

Thank god I started 8 cabbage plants a few weeks ago. Otherwise we might starve in these uncertain times.

I think it’s fuckin habbening dude. You need to get all the guns, flashlights, fleshlights, and canned ravioli/beans you can get your hands on and get in the fucking car right now. You need to start driving. Where to? not here. It’s not safe here. Start moving.

My goal today is to not get arrested

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That’s my uncle

Oh hey they made Lugar plaza a park too. Now maybe people will stop doing the crime of being there.

I am out of office and will maybe respond to your message when I return in a week. If this is an emergency please call 911. Don’t know why you would email me in an emergency though. What am I supposed to do about that?

Looking pretty sunny out there. Might have to celebrate my rights under Indiana’s “open container” law as more formally detailed in IC 9-30-15

They made being homeless illegal. Finally! Seems like an easy fix. Don’t know why they didn’t do that sooner.

Can’t believe the paw-pup dog park wasn’t the programming element that solved all the “problems”. Are there any more benches or tables that can be removed? Maybe we should cut down all the trees? Maybe a cop should point a gun at any person who enters?

I notice when people choose to drive somewhere they very easily could have walked or biked to and I judge them for it.