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Ben Wheat

@beardywheat

Husband. Dad. Software Engineer. Boston sports. Bad takes are all my own.

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Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick

09.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 545 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

The judge also ordered DOJ to pay plaintiff's legal costs in straight cash, homie.

09.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

no really, holy shit

09.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

League exec checks in by phone after the game: "If he's gonna play like that and they're gonna play like that, that's gonna be a bitch of a team to stop. I know it was against Dallas, but holy $#Γ—& that was smooth."

07.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 8648 πŸ” 981 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 29
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America’s Premier Elixir & Phoenix Conference takes place on Sept 10-11, 2026, Chicago & online

The call for talks for #ElixirConf Chicago (September 10-11) is out!

Now to put together some proposals...

elixirconf.com

#ElixirLang

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 30281 πŸ” 7515 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 239

That’s Richard Dreyfuss.

06.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 5237 πŸ” 911 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 20
ExMex 2025 Opening Keynote - Spaces between the Code, Community Stories
ExMex 2025 Opening Keynote - Spaces between the Code, Community Stories YouTube video by Convivial Tech

Getting on stage @exmexconf.bsky.social to share these stories was such an honor and a delight.

Thank you Nathan Hessler for the opportunity!!

youtu.be/q0tzXAzZ9PM?...

04.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

05.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bring me on your podcast you cowards.

04.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna guess the nuclear weapons are right next to Saddams WMDs.

04.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not the bite, it's the clothing.

"Honey, what do you suppose our customers wear?"

"Something casual, I would guess."

"How about my light cashmere sweater?"

"Perfect."

04.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1

Heyo -- if anyone's using this and it works, LMK! Just wanna make sure it's not a "works on may machine" situation and I shipped something that doesn't work for folks.

04.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I build a Neovim blink.cmp source for Hex.pm. Now you can search hex packages from your mix.exs file, and autocomplete versions.

github.com/dbernheisel/...

28.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Now you can render to a terminal using Easel using the same Canvas API. github.com/jeregrine/Ea...

04.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Building up to Nerves w/ Frank Hunleth Mar 25, 2026, 6:30:00β€―PM - GMT-4 - Brigadier General Charles E. McGee Library, 20910, Silver Spring, United States - Curious about building IoT and embedded systems with Elixir? DC Elixir is delighte...

Curious about building IoT and embedded systems with Elixir?

Join DC Elixir for a special session with Frank Hunleth, the creator of Nerves!

πŸ“… March 25, 2026
πŸ•‘ 6:30 PM Eastern
πŸ“ Brigadier General Charles E. McGee Library, Silver Spring, MD
🎟️: mobilizon.us/events/28e5a...

#elixirLang #nerves #beam

03.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The β€˜Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’


Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The β€˜Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The β€˜Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/

03.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 637 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 16

Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: β€œβ€œThese kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!”

*gets really serious* β€œMy friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”

03.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1019 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

And if you're wondering what all of this looks like in the summertime? Our good friends at FIL also have us covered.

You can see the stone wall built in to the hills for the high pressure corners of Sunny and Horse-Shoe, the run through the forest, and the railroad bridge where Leap run through

03.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. πŸ«‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸοΈ

03.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 2609 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 15
caillou the whiny little bitch from the show caillou

caillou the whiny little bitch from the show caillou

caillou β€œall grown up” the whiny little bitch, he looks a lot like stephen miller. in fact this might be a picture of stephen miller not sure

caillou β€œall grown up” the whiny little bitch, he looks a lot like stephen miller. in fact this might be a picture of stephen miller not sure

how did i never see it until now

03.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 546 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 7

The world is run by the absolute dumbest people.

03.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Goatmire Elixir 2026: Call for Speakers Goatmire Elixir is a small, single-track Elixir event. ...

Goatmire Elixir 2026 calls for you. The program committee assembles with our first call today. Get your submissions in people. It is a lovely supportive crowd, the event is a good time.

We seem to have a straight-up Elixir festival on our hands.

sessionize.com/goatmire-eli...
#elixirlang

02.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Uniform Splines - Game Development in Gleam, With Tiramisu YouTube video by Sean Cribbs

Welcome to March! In today's stream, we're going to extend our parametric curves into uniform splines that conjoin multiple curves. Come join me at 1:30PM CST:

youtube.com/live/SR-eJgm...

#GameDev #Tiramisu #GleamLang #Splines @gleam.run

01.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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🚨 important update 🚨

26.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow

26.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 4623 πŸ” 830 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 31
A white lady with a thin nose and straight fair hair

A white lady with a thin nose and straight fair hair

A white lady with a thin nose and straight fair hair

A white lady with a thin nose and straight fair hair

Casey Means looks just like Marcia Langman, the head of the Society for Family Stability Foundation from Parks & Rec to me

26.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Milkshake puck

25.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 5004 πŸ” 723 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 22