Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick
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Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick
The judge also ordered DOJ to pay plaintiff's legal costs in straight cash, homie.
no really, holy shit
League exec checks in by phone after the game: "If he's gonna play like that and they're gonna play like that, that's gonna be a bitch of a team to stop. I know it was against Dallas, but holy $#×& that was smooth."
the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid
The call for talks for #ElixirConf Chicago (September 10-11) is out!
Now to put together some proposals...
elixirconf.com
#ElixirLang
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
That’s Richard Dreyfuss.
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
Getting on stage @exmexconf.bsky.social to share these stories was such an honor and a delight.
Thank you Nathan Hessler for the opportunity!!
youtu.be/q0tzXAzZ9PM?...
🙏🙏🙏
Bring me on your podcast you cowards.
Gonna guess the nuclear weapons are right next to Saddams WMDs.
It's not the bite, it's the clothing.
"Honey, what do you suppose our customers wear?"
"Something casual, I would guess."
"How about my light cashmere sweater?"
"Perfect."
Heyo -- if anyone's using this and it works, LMK! Just wanna make sure it's not a "works on may machine" situation and I shipped something that doesn't work for folks.
I build a Neovim blink.cmp source for Hex.pm. Now you can search hex packages from your mix.exs file, and autocomplete versions.
github.com/dbernheisel/...
Now you can render to a terminal using Easel using the same Canvas API. github.com/jeregrine/Ea...
Curious about building IoT and embedded systems with Elixir?
Join DC Elixir for a special session with Frank Hunleth, the creator of Nerves!
📅 March 25, 2026
🕡 6:30 PM Eastern
📍 Brigadier General Charles E. McGee Library, Silver Spring, MD
🎟️: mobilizon.us/events/28e5a...
#elixirLang #nerves #beam
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/
Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: ““These kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!”
*gets really serious* “My friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”
And if you're wondering what all of this looks like in the summertime? Our good friends at FIL also have us covered.
You can see the stone wall built in to the hills for the high pressure corners of Sunny and Horse-Shoe, the run through the forest, and the railroad bridge where Leap run through
Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️
caillou the whiny little bitch from the show caillou
caillou “all grown up” the whiny little bitch, he looks a lot like stephen miller. in fact this might be a picture of stephen miller not sure
how did i never see it until now
The world is run by the absolute dumbest people.
Goatmire Elixir 2026 calls for you. The program committee assembles with our first call today. Get your submissions in people. It is a lovely supportive crowd, the event is a good time.
We seem to have a straight-up Elixir festival on our hands.
sessionize.com/goatmire-eli...
#elixirlang
Welcome to March! In today's stream, we're going to extend our parametric curves into uniform splines that conjoin multiple curves. Come join me at 1:30PM CST:
youtube.com/live/SR-eJgm...
#GameDev #Tiramisu #GleamLang #Splines @gleam.run
🚨 important update 🚨
Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured
Wow
A white lady with a thin nose and straight fair hair
A white lady with a thin nose and straight fair hair
Casey Means looks just like Marcia Langman, the head of the Society for Family Stability Foundation from Parks & Rec to me
Milkshake puck
