I think a Frankensteinβs monster themed water slide would rule
Went to the ontology database and everybody said youβre listed on there
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Solemnly reflecting on Liverpoolβs remembrance superlambanana
[1000 yard stare] they were more beast than child. Iβve never seen a defenceless chupa chup met with such savagery
Thereβs a genus of moths where proboscis adaptations for piercing fruit has been linked to the ability of some species to pierce mammalian skin and feed on blood. Calyptra - Vampire moths
Happy Halloween π©Έ
The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
Post hog, ergo propter hog
Poppy pizzas, clearly not quiches before you pipe up. Regurgitated from my Twitter account
We will fight them on the quiches
atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
Mirror selfie/fit check. The outfit consists of khaki pants, a thin brown belt and a loose fitting mottled grey top
I refuse to stop writing in and demanding to be made into a charachter though. Only one way to make this go away, team.
Post or Perish
Iβve been informed that itβs Danny Dyer calling Al-Qaeda slags
βPublish or Perishβ describes the pressure to publish academic work to stay relevant. A friend pointed out itβs similar for content creators.
I wanna know who the Peter Higgs of Posting is. Spending all their time working up to an incredibly influential singular milestone post.
He cares not for the pspsps. Behold his perambulation.
Me and who?
A Kate spade hot dog ring
@phoenixforce.bsky.social just said they refuse to propose to me with this
I am unloved, I am unwanted
Having a βpoisson et fritesβ for dinner to show my respect for the QuΓ©becois cultural contribution to Britain
Too slow π
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Thanks to the queen of angels for including me in this on.soundcloud.com/LC0vEAg7h2jH...
The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
Hell yeah
Incredible
A woman taking a mirror selfie
Goooood morning gays