Yo people, why pick up kids from school if they have to go there again tomorrow?
13.03.2026 12:20
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Yo people, why pick up kids from school if they have to go there again tomorrow?
i wish banksy would do a mural on the side of my house of me eating a muffin by a dumpster
I was born in the wrong decade or maybe it’s just the wrong pants. Either way, I feel out of place.
This was the White House's war plan:
Day #1 : Bomb
Day #2: Iran becomes a white Christian nationalist country
Day #3: Free gas
Day 4: Kid Rock concert/UFC fight broadcast from Tehran
So far, things are a bit off track
horror >me< sci-fi
Image from Twitter
“Fuck it.”
I have a Sheryl Crow song stuck in my head and I wasn’t even at the grocery store.
*pressing my ear to the asphalt*
A Blockbuster once stood here…
I got your March madness right here
I forget that I can say whatever I want here because nobody can read.
Don’t feed the ai, babe
new bluesky onboarding flow is weird ngl
the la croix is coming from inside the refrigerator
My three rabbits are named Philip, Seymour, and Hopman
Date idea: we both read our books together
revoking all reply guy licences
hey siri, put me down
My yard guy is here to aerate my lawn if you know what I mean and I hope you do because I sure don’t
can’t make it, i’ve got big plans to be bedmaxxing later
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You know when you plug your phone in all night, and you wake up and it’s not charged at all? That’s the best metaphor I’ve seen for getting older.
your mom's a hormuz
Humble apologies from all Canadians including myself, we let you down, won’t happen again 😢🇨🇦
Letterkenny (2016-2023)
Letterkenny (2016-2023)
Letterkenny (2016-2023)
Letterkenny (2016-2023)
Letterkenny (2016-2023)
I’ve found a new favorite. Very upset with my Canadian friends for not telling me about this hilarious show.
Do not skip intros!
“But it’s War Pigs,” I explain to my dog. “I promise I’ll get your cookie as soon as Iommi’s done shredding.”
cars should have toilets
A collapsing house
Just passed the me of houses
I'm actually hilarious if you don't get to know me
My favorite thing is validating the clearly unchecked fashion choices of small children in front of their exhausted parents. It's 90 degrees outside but you are rockin' those snow boots, Henry