DaveDisaster

Abolish relatives?

'Kin 'ell, András, that's a hard line - even for you!

"Girlies will release a whole ass- exposing album rather than go to therapy "?

Pretty sure it's "war betting with insider information", which is pretty good news under the circumstances!

There are other opinions?

Huh.

"What I changed so it doesn't happen again" seems like it should be REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS.

Am I mistaken or did you nearly choke reading the inscription? I rather suspect you did (nearly).

@garius.bsky.social, you utter bastard. Of course I did.

o7 Able Seacat Simon.

Helluva way to make Venezuelan crude feasible

I hope that they implement this in Scotland. This would save a lot of women's lives because let's be real, it's women who are routinely ignored and denied treatment.

That was the last time I saw her.

My friends who cared for her in the last months told me not to come. They didn't think I could take it.

I think they were wrong, but I'm really not sure about that.

We chatted tho, and made stupid plans, as always, as if there were any chance they could happen.

Trixie Tassels went to the doctors with her pains for years.

"Oh, it's just endo..." As if that's nothing to worry about.

It was, bitterly ironically, after Doctor Haze's funeral when he tragically dies of cancer that she went to hospital I'm excruciating pain, and they found it.

6 months later…

I can only think hypermobility confers a distinct advantage in...

Ok, let's just stop that there.

The number of people who ridiculed me for this stance over the years is very much not zero.

a man with a beard is smiling while talking to another man . Alt: Thor saying "Is it though?"

"Oh, but we've changed!"
"But have you? Have you reeeeeally? Why would I ever accept you back after the way you've behaved?"

Huh, turns out they hadn't. What a fucking surprise. It's not even the first time this has happened FFS.

Is this why so many artillery men are up on a charge?

I've been describing my "relationship" with Microsoft in these terms for well over fifteen years...

The Answer My Friend. Newsday.com/matt

Oh, nice reference.

If it doesn't have to be fully separated, the back of The Elgin, Ladbroke Grove is massive and GORGEOUS. It's a gin palace. They do have a room upstairs, but it's smaller.

Half-moon is reopening really soon

Tough to get, busy schedule.

Oh yeah, that's a better shout than upstairs! Derp...

That's all that's coming up off the top of my head.

Layout/stage might not be ideal. Used to be able to put one in but there's a fake vaulted ceiling that makes it a bit of a squeeze for headroom - if you aren't 6'+ or playing double bass, that might be less of an issue?

Upstairs at The Star Of Kings, York Way might be good. Perhaps a tab small?

The Princess Louise, Holborn could fit the bill bar stage, but it's a gorgeous pub.

You can get the whole of The Old Nick, Holborn on a Saturday for free with minimum spend. Leanne, the manager is great.

Both Occam's and Hanlan's Razors are having a hard time staying sharp these days.

Anyone tagged @greenleejw.bsky.social yet? No? Allow me...

I'm glad I didn't. It was a bit of a shithole, and not that cheap, and now I live by the river in a very historic area and I absolutely fucking love it!

I happen to know enough thanks to a certain Mr Davies that this rings absolutely true!

I nearly moved into an old fire station a couple of months ago that still has the pole. It is actually the oldest fire station in London!

Is that not because people keep telling us that it has "context" now?

I'm not convinced, but also I don't give a shit.

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