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@misterbeaks

My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say He/him woke 2.0

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Please

07.03.2026 11:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Smoothmaxxing.

07.03.2026 03:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This song has a weird structure

06.03.2026 17:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(coming out to my parents voice) i have become cumbersome

06.03.2026 15:29 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

There is a balance between two worlds

06.03.2026 15:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That was me im sorry.

06.03.2026 15:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I work there too but I’m bad at my job

06.03.2026 15:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i will never forgive this administration for enabling guys being named markwayne

06.03.2026 12:24 👍 1220 🔁 62 💬 36 📌 3

He’s doing crystal meth and staying up for 48- 72 hours. He could go any day.

06.03.2026 14:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have great respect for knowledge fight

06.03.2026 14:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If he didn’t drop slurs and do racist shit it would be must see tv.

06.03.2026 14:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone in Mexico find me king sized Homer

06.03.2026 13:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GOOD 🩰 MORNING

FUCK 🖕 THE USA

06.03.2026 13:04 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
A platypus lower jaw and upper jaw, showing one remaining horny pad and three empty sockets where the pads have fallen out. From the University Museum of Zoology, Cambridge

A platypus lower jaw and upper jaw, showing one remaining horny pad and three empty sockets where the pads have fallen out. From the University Museum of Zoology, Cambridge

The #platypus has solved the key flaw of mammal teeth - that they can't be replaced*: #platypuses got rid of teeth. Instead they have horny pads to smash the crayfish & larvae they eat. As they wear down, they just regrow like fingernails.
*Unless you're a nabarlek, a rock-wallaby with endless teeth

06.03.2026 07:43 👍 51 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 1

The old ceo got shit for eating there every day. He was my dude!

06.03.2026 09:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

JUDGEMENT NIGHT BITCH

06.03.2026 02:12 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Meatwad katt williams

06.03.2026 01:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol

06.03.2026 00:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in

05.03.2026 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beavis and butthead do America

05.03.2026 21:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unique visitors and impressions seem to be easier to fake than views even but it’s probably all bs.
Makes me feel better for my otherwise poor on a grand scale numbers (that were organic)

05.03.2026 21:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait is this like judgement night then?

05.03.2026 19:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tie fighter somehow has some of the best writing in a game

05.03.2026 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tie fighter collectors and bg 2 would be in my top 9 I think. Bg might need to be the combined 1 and 2 version.

05.03.2026 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oh interesting I’ve always wanted a green lantern ring for reasons that are not this!

05.03.2026 11:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leon doesn’t have a damn phone case

05.03.2026 10:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re vindicated

05.03.2026 10:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Green latern does NOT need ED meds !!

05.03.2026 10:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t think he’s making the argument he thinks he is

05.03.2026 10:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The useless Gary peters is retiring

05.03.2026 02:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0