Empress Atlantis

I am Matthew Broderick obviously

Everytime it’s eclipse season I feel like I am in Ladyhawke

Real astrologers won’t tell you this but I WILL!!!!

The S in Saturn stands for Steven Forrest btw

Moon in Virgo

Ice melts

Ice melts

Moon transit update 🫶

Fuck ice

Fuck ice

This upcoming Cancer Moon can help us fight the system btw

I can’t believe today is my birthday and I’m about to enter a 13th House year ruled by Chiron. Please pray for me :( this is actually terrifying

Yes!!

Can’t elope 💔

If Venus conjunct Saturn was a fruit:

I watched BabyGirl and all it did was remind me of the Inanna’s descent we experience during Venus retrogrades

Kidman being torn between superficial satiations and restoring her authentic values following losing her metaphorical adornments… reminds me of what we learn after Venus rx

What stands out to me as well is that these are in entirely different decans squaring in 2035, I must sit on this nuance with more coffee

Faith is something you build

June 15 was the last time we had a Jupiter Saturn square and the next time in 2035 they will square again but switch signs lol we went from Cancer Jupiter and Aries Saturn in 2025… ten years later we have Aries Jupiter square Cancer Saturn. Something to think about. No squares for almost a decade

Did you know ? I suffer from major depression and the only cure is telling people we won’t have another Jupiter Saturn square transit until April 25, 2035

Screaming child

When you’re going through your first Saturn square and Santa asks you to be good for your parents

was lucky enough to be interviewed at @zahrtillery.bsky.social on my fave astrology books (which includes a book on magical herbs).
Listen now !
open.spotify.com/episode/2XtT...

The more niche the better

What astrology books do I need on my Christmas wish list????? Please help me

I’ve spent my whole life preparing for this moment

Feeling like Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls right now

My biggest dream almost came true today but it didn’t

I finally asked the writer of the Simpsons Dan Greaney for his birth time on Instagram

And he doesn’t even know it

He finally saw my question and we aren’t closer to an answer

New epiphany unlocked bc wtf!!!!!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY EVERY WOMAN IN MY FAMILY IS BORN WITH AN EVENING STAR VENUS AT HER MAXIMUM ELONGATION AHEAD OF THE SUN

MY JAW IS DROPPED!!!!!

Did you know ? According to ancient astrologers, friendsgiving belongs to the 11th House meanwhile the 12th House deals with slapsgiving. It’s sad but true

It’s like I am Golem and this is the Ring

November 9, 2028

This future transit consumes me

Panda looking at his solar return

Today’s finished piece! 🐼

Nurse I’m out again but this time you need to listen

The Magha Nakshatra spans the tropical degrees 23° Leo ♌️ to 7° Virgo ♍️

Trump has his ASC in Magha and it explains him LITERALLY wearing MAGA hats

The Mars rx in 2027 will be between 20° Leo ♌️ and 10° Virgo ♍️ WITH THE ☋

Mars retrogrades = men exiled

It’s giving MAGA supporters leaving

This is part of a continuing series of reviews of my birthday reading with my astrologer @empressatlantis.bsky.social:

August: spot on

September: damn, yeah

October: fuck yeah, let's go

November so far: GIRLLL

I'm not gonna lie, it was going to be a hard year. I started tearing up in our

Guess which one has the moon mars conjunction

Got too stoned and I starting searching famous people’s charts again aka I looked up Jack Nicholson’s chart then randomly looked up Saddam Husseins just to realize they are born six days apart

my toxic trait as a natal Mars in Cancer is watching Kitchen Nightmares because seeing people fight their family in the kitchen just for Gordon to resolve it helps me self-regulate