Nick Purifoy

Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy. But right now, they’re under attack.

Several Republican-controlled states have redrawn their congressional maps to give themselves an unfair advantage in the midterm elections.

I made this point in class the other day. Until Congress changes the name, it's the Department of Defense. It's not hard.

Pete Hegseth can call it whatever he wants. Uncle Drunky's Funtown or the He-Man Warfighters Secret Clubhouse or whatever. No one else should feel the need to follow him.

I initially read this as "litigation fiend."

I have heard of a no bill but zero votes is new to me

Pam Bondi is not a good lawyer.

Trying to get five lawyers representing five different parties to agree on a date for a mediation is an absolute nightmare.

It's like one of those LSAT logic problems but there's no actual solution.

Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane

Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

It's not that America has too many lawyers; it's just that it has too many mediocre lawyers.

I hate it when federal case law provides a clear dispositive rule on a particular issue, but I don't have an analogous state case because the state appellate courts have contorted the issue.

Can we do something about this?

Any room is a panic room if you're anxious enough

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Thanks to my hometown of Lee's Summit, Missouri.

Richard ‘lowtax’ Kyanka

This man is singularly responsible for every problem in the world.

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Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.

The problem is that there is a point where the advertising can overshadow your credibility with the judiciary and opposing counsel.

Huzzah! I just Younger Abstention-ed a case out of Federal Court.

Tech Billionaire Forced to Rename Humongous Yacht After Realizing It Spelled Something Horrible Backwards Oracle founder Larry Ellison named his 191-foot superyacht "Izanami," only to change his mind after finding out what it spelled backwards.

Real life is The Onion

Ellison names his megayacht "Izanami" -- then reads the name backwards

futurism.com/future-socie...

I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this

Lockjaw from OBAA

Bovino. It’s the same picture

I mean come on

I'm tired of dealing with lawyers who apparently never paid attention to Civil Procedure during law school. It's just a reminder that the bar exam tests the bare minimum competency.

I insist that my clients not do the thing they insist on doing.

Dwight Yoakam should be in way more movies.

I'm pretty sure you could cut the total runtime in half and not lose much.

Thank you, AI overlords.

I'm writing a brief on a case involving a sewer pipe. I've accidentally typed "sewer pope" several times.

Now my imagination is running wild with the concept of a Sewer Pope.

Opinion: My kind of holiday song NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache.

NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache. n.pr/4ot3Aky

Done and done.

Jean-Paul Sartre got it wrong. Hell is other lawyers.