Well, where the fuck do you want these goalposts moved NOW?
07.03.2026 16:14
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Well, where the fuck do you want these goalposts moved NOW?
I rearranged all the letters in my alphabet soup to say I AM TOTALLY CONSCIOUS AND A REAL LIVE BOY. The soup is fully sentient. Prove me wrong.
So leave.
First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
I snort-laughed EMBARRASSINGLY loud at that. Thank you.
Get a real job, Nazi.
It's an English language remake written / directed by the same dude!
Operation President Strong Boy With Big Hands Who Definitely Does Not Need Eight Naps A Day Victorious Forever is off to a great start, huh?
I thought that was his first movie where his over-management of everything in the frame was an asset, not a handicap. I still like a lot of his earlier movies, but that was the first one where everything really clicked.
He's going to be SO MAD when he hears about what ICE has been up to for a full fucking year.
And will sir be taking the L, deleting his account, and never darkening our towels again?
The grifters know this and are already vaccinated. The rubes don't and they're a massive danger to everyone around them.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_...
I mean, if you wanted to look at someone who wrote for the New York Times and was also a lying sack of maggot-ridden dogshit, that's a place to start. I even put the link there for ease of clicking.
Would that be the "campus left" that was getting attacked with chemical weapons for being against the genocide in Palestine? Morally, I think the "campus left" is usually on the correct side. Factually, too.
Well, the Dems will be losing in 2028 then. HARD pass on the guy who does happy smiling photo ops while destroying the belongings of homeless people.
Picked a pretty good week to re-listen to season one of Blowback, the Iraq War history podcast. I have to imagine the Decider's watching CNN, Boone's Farm bottle clenched in his fist, screaming YUH MEAN I COULDA JUST DID IT INSTEAD OF LYIN' TO EVERYONE FOR A YEAR? while his family and staff cower.
Genuine question: Since the failure of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars to accomplish any political, economic, or military objectives over the last 25 years, how is it that this is treated as notable?
What kind of a tattoo is it that you're not talking about?
Robot Jox has its moments, and honestly did some good stuff on a tiny budget.
*Pleasence, damn it. Got it wrong.
If Donald Pleasance and a volcano full of ninjas is wrong, right does not exist.
So...it's fine to murder children as long as you approve of the zoning where the children are being murdered? Fuck outta here, and delete your account before you go.
Of potential interest: bsky.app/profile/movi...
For real, I'm a big fan of "Do the Jellyfish", a dance-craze track from the were-jellyfish movie Sting of Death. It's ridiculous, but if Sedaka thought so, he didn't let on for a second.
Fucking hell when I pointed out this morning Ellison had a history of hiring (untalented) men who faced allegations of sexual harassment, had no idea a new one would drop in hours www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Just learned that Tatjana Wood died recently at age 99. Her colors on things like Morrison/Truog's Animal Man, Simonson's Orion, the O'Neill/Cowan Question, and the Moore/Bissette/Everyone Else Swamp Thing left its marks on me when I was young and impressionable. A major, unsung comics legend.
I cannot be the only person who would submit a resume to Umbrella with a little note that says "Bipedal Gila monster creature, please and thank you".
