soccer balls?
soccer balls?
all my conditions are idiopathic cos I'm dummy thicc
Anyone willing to record a "Shat Myslf Clean"
Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
DOSE - Department of Scheming Eunuchs
when shit feels particularly bad i remember a concert i went to for the band RIOTNINE where they got a room full of trans people screaming โDEATH BEFORE DETRANSITIONโ. it was and still is one of the most moving moments in my life and itโs been on my mind today
Boneless
Planslide
Fizzlemeet
Flakeout
is there a word for when a bunch of friends plan to get together and then all collectively decide to cancel day-of because of Life Tiredness
pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned
A picture of my go-to signature dish
My go-to signature dish.
- breaded chicken piccata
- crinkle-cut pomme frites
- tomato reduction
- fresh fruit on the vine
advertising with the phrase "barely legal" but on food
I identify as an intellectual (non-practicing)
Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
A set of railroad tracks with parts of them set on fire as a commuter train prepares to cross.
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
If youโre an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack ๐ฎ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
My Lunar New Year Drag name will be Gung Ho Fat Boy
They Did Fecal Transplant On A Grape
A neuropsych domme specializing in CBT be like
The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Gonads
I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this
tbh the algo got 2 out of 3
Was advertised BBW Swift-Kelce fanfic for daschund enthusiasts
Breaking: Jake Paul challenges the perserved corpse of Lenin after Mike Tyson win