The way Jason Bateman pronounces the f-word he’s somehow adding multiple h’s in there
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The way Jason Bateman pronounces the f-word he’s somehow adding multiple h’s in there
After a long day at work, I like to slip into a nice warm, relaxing quicksand
You’d think Skeletor would live in a place called Castle GraySKULL, but you’d be wrong - it’s Snake Mountain.
You’d also think the character Teela who wears a cobra-themed helmet would hang out at Snake Mountain. Wrong again. Castle Grayskull.
Spring is sprang 🌱
This movie War Machine on Netflix was actually a solid SciFi Action movie until the last 10 minutes where it turns into a propaganda film / unironic version of Starship Troopers 🤪 #dumb
Released a 4 song LP of my Synthwave music today. Please share and play it LOUD. stagg.bandcamp.com/album/dekons...
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
CONAN THE BARBARIAN (1982)
Released a 4 song LP of my Synthwave music today. Please share and play it LOUD. stagg.bandcamp.com/album/dekons...
GLORIOUS 🐣 🪶
You can’t teach an Up Dog new jokes.
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
WhitePeopleHumor • @whitememejesus I know this isn't the time but drafting boomers to war instead of young people would also solve the housing crisis
Innovative
What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances
No new wars.
noir
Storyboard art by Adam Pescott for 'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' ⚔️
Portrait of Chewbacca with the millennium falcon
CHEWIE
Would be so amazing to be able to visit a retailer’s website without having to give them your email address and close multiple pop-up windows. Bye! No sale!
Trump’s approval rating: 27%
America’s illiteracy rate: 28%
The Venn diagram for these two groups is a perfect circle.
Heat 2 should be called Preheat
The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes.
$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst".
Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….
AI is just JibJab that destroys the planet
wishing a happy 76th birthday to the great Julius “Dr. J” Erving! 🎉
Some of my new music…
STÄGGS
“Obliterator 1983”
#synthwave
Some of my new music…
STÄGGS
“Knife Life”
#synthwave
Some of my new music…
STÄGGS
“LoRezonator”
#synthwave
His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.
Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.
