Allan Smith

Had worse Monday nights than getting to watch Stevie Wonder doing the absolute business

My favourite thing about April Fool's Day is midday when it stops and you're the furthest point away from the next one.

I bloody love Birmingham

Generally I'm lucky in that I'm either surrounded by sense or the crazies are quiet enough that I don't notice, but today one chap was raging from about 2 minutes in. Pretty sure he almost started a fight at full time as well. Tis the season to be jolly and all that

Can't be doing with the guy nearby spending 90 minutes screaming FORWARD and then moaning when a long ball goes nowhere #pusb

Happy Festivus, each and every one of us

Surely this is the Christmas I finally get loads of matador stuff. I can't make a bigger sign

Well that was rotten #pusb

It's not Christmas until I tick everything off the list

#SpotifyWrapped2024

Santa's going to be earning his 11 months off next year

If Gregg Wallace is no longer on TV at all now I'd love a go at walking around a factory shouting COR LOOK AT THEM FUCKING BISCUITS

I'm about to trip the light fantastic. Or bin it in seconds, who knows. Life's a rollercoaster

Hopefully not to jinx the remaining few minutes but this is the most 0-0 half of football I've seen in years #pusb

A scientific study concluded that if you boo Callum O'Hare today his chances of scoring increase. Simply ignore him and - well he'll probably just set up Hamer instead anyway #pusb

Posted this on Twitter also and one of the replies was 'bored now' from someone whose timeline appeared to be culture war anti-trans stuff so yeah it's hard to see why people don't like it there

Well look who's throwing their fancy new cap in the ring #pusb

Get Tim Fisher on the hiring committee, after Slade was sacked it took him a day to hire one of the best managers in our history #pusb

Knew there'd be a late twist #pusb

EA Sports are doing The Athletic dirty #pusb

Geno Smith, you're my hero #Seahawks

Cov born and bred, first generation on both sides of the family to be from here so no family history of support, started following shortly after the FA Cup win so I'm either a loyal local or the world's worst glory supporter

Musk somehow smiles despite his mouth being in a traditional sad frown position. And people dare say he's not a genius

Argentina's new anniversary kit is going to take some beating, what a beaut

The advantage of Lampard or Carsley is that they match Mark Robins syllable-wise so the songs are easier to adapt. Worryingly this also keeps the door open for Chris Coleman #pusb

If Doug really wants to do something as a favour to the Redknapps, just buy a pair of Skechers or something instead #pusb

Now there's a name!

I know little about Van Nistelrooy as a manager, but our record appointing former Man Utd forwards makes me optimistic #pusb

That's lovely work by Madueke and great instinct by Watkins, cracking start #GREENG