José Lara

Little image I made of the Transit Adviser from SimCity 2000, but it says: "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON SELF-CARE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

I heard that this year, Microsoft had to turn to Zava for customer evidence because Contoso leadership expressed skepticism about the ability of AI to transform their business and operations.
#NotAFrontierFirm #MSIgnite #FakeRumor

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

three panel cartoon by @emilyscartoons.bsky.social … in the first panel one person says "let's not talk about politics any more, I can't bear it" and the other person replies "same." in the second panel, they say nothing. in the third panel, the first person yells "THE THING IS THOUGH" and the second person yells back "THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS"

literally every time I talk to friends

Totally non-fascist behavior... none at all... "pArTy Of LaW aNd OrDeR"

Meme of crying man saying: Bro, just one more entry point, please bro ... it will drive up engagement. please bro

When the PM of a new feature needs traction...

WELL WELL WELL... Looks like other questions are better:

Dropdown offering two of the same entry: yes and yes.

Yes?

Fav quote of the day: "I did not go to graduate business school to become an asshole but I'm loving this new arc for me".

This is only for using generative AI features that connect to online models, no? (Disclaimer: I do not work on this)

Since the adult #vaccine schedule is currently not active on the CDC website here is a screenshot for the recommended schedule.

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”

The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

Wake up babe, an American “Russian warship, go fuck yourself” just dropped

…chasing not the American dream, but the American mirage.

An image of the Gulf of Mexico with a picture of Ken from the Barbie movie with writing that says Mojo Dojo casa gulf

Who did this

Eleven people were detained, and seven were taken to an immigration detention center in Tacoma, Washington.

After that raid, people in Woodburn reported a significant downturn in business and widespread fear.”

Here’s a fantastic article from KOPB showing the real consequences of this policy — www.opb.org/article/2025...

“In 2017, one month after Trump took office, two buses of farmworkers heading to harvest flowers were stopped near Woodburn as part of “a targeted enforcement operation.” 1/2

CO2. Pretty consistently - I must say. Oh, also a fair amount of online shitposts. 😇

I think some intersection of insecurity and fear… especially once they start thinking “what’s my legacy going to be?”. I think of Ozymandias when I hear a new hospital, or building, or something with some rich dude’s name and imagining their inner whiny voice “I mustn’t be forgotten;I must be known”

Just a little bit of “Coffin Fodder” to take the edge off…

a man in a striped shirt is pointing at the camera and making a face . ALT: a man in a striped shirt is pointing at the camera and making a face .

Can’t implement tariffs if the country name does not match.

a man in a suit and tie says " it was my understanding there would be no math " . Alt: a man in a suit and tie says " it was my understanding there would be no math " .

Uhhh - America not so great… again?

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TikTok for Teams will be lit.

The budget isn’t going to slash itself. 🤦

Making America unsafer from day 1. Cool cool cool.

Vertical/horizontal white bars are for transit busses or trams to go/stop respectively, no?

Screenshot from marvel snap implying it’s been banned due to the new us law

THEY TOOK MY GAME. I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WOLRDS

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That’s a solid presentation right there — blue corn tortillas and all