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Slow runner, fast walker, bean counter, servant of the felines. Hyperbolic every minute of every day since the dawn of time!

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But also, the OP‘s OP’s OP is obvious bait.

Who in tarnation is on Threads without being old enough to remember CD-ROMs?

I call shenanigans

06.03.2026 04:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mom (God rest her) loved the ABC soaps, so I could count on All My Children, One Life to Live, and General Hospital.

(Boy, did she rage when I talked about her love of those damn soaps out of the house)

06.03.2026 04:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If they’re lucky

06.03.2026 03:57 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His supporters shrug when it is disease, when it is gun violence, when it is dangerous drivers in dangerous vehicles, when it is a life-threatening obstetric emergency. They assume bad stuff won’t happen to them because they’re The Protagonists.

This will be no different.

06.03.2026 01:06 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Dog with an odd, but unmistakably malevolent, expression on his face, posing proudly behind a chewed-up television remote in the foreground

Dog with an odd, but unmistakably malevolent, expression on his face, posing proudly behind a chewed-up television remote in the foreground

Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me.

05.03.2026 23:25 👍 515 🔁 72 💬 0 📌 2

“Got my mind set 🎵 on 🎵 you”

06.03.2026 00:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Cop Rock was cancelled too soon"

05.03.2026 21:10 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

daily reminder to boost messages with the energy you're looking for

05.03.2026 21:57 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Yup! On top of that, I heard somewhere that both his favorite and not-favorite daughters, half of his ancestors, and ALL of his best wives, have been women. Checkmate, feminists!

05.03.2026 06:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adam it's Marvin.
Your cousin, Marvin Levine!
You know that new sound you been lookin for? Well listen to this!

*crushes testicles in vise*

05.03.2026 06:41 👍 37 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

Both were pilots, but only one for a living.

The other founded a newspaper.

05.03.2026 01:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it is 2026 and people still don't understand that the answer to "why was this article written" is "because thousands of people like you reposted it"

04.03.2026 04:50 👍 33 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

The resemblance is still uncanny.

03.03.2026 12:19 👍 1136 🔁 199 💬 43 📌 6

…And, now that Weird Al parody will be in my head all night. 🍻

02.03.2026 02:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure cracking down on cars saves lives but people in Helsinki will never know all the positive sides of living in a fossil fuel death cult with big boy trucks that go vroom vroom, such as feeling very manly once you've climbed the little step ladder into your big boy truck

01.03.2026 21:31 👍 93 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0
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Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice.

Read my full statement:

28.02.2026 18:57 👍 6368 🔁 1985 💬 320 📌 271

Thanks, Jeff. See you in the chute.

28.02.2026 06:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jeff Galloway died this week.

He was an Olympian; he is also responsible for all the nerds doing run-walk intervals across finish lines the world over.

There are countless would-be couch potatoes who owe that man a debt of gratitude for daring them to try a notoriously gatekept sport.

I’m one.

28.02.2026 06:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Television pioneer Fred Rogers, gone 23 years ago today.

His acceptance speech for the Lifetime Achievement Emmy Award is always worth a watch.

#RIP 💔

28.02.2026 02:53 👍 4839 🔁 1128 💬 148 📌 109

Aspire to live your life so that if someone else posts this 30 years from now, you'll be one of the people upon whom viewers reflect during those 10 seconds.

28.02.2026 03:39 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
PWHL: Montréal Victoire at New York Sirens - February 26, 2026
PWHL: Montréal Victoire at New York Sirens - February 26, 2026 YouTube video by The PWHL

in less than 3 hours you can watch the greatest women's hockey player of all time for free on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4JK...

26.02.2026 21:28 👍 54 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 2

J/K, of course there’s no formal
RSVP, this is Utah

26.02.2026 08:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This work event invitation says “dress attire.”

Event better be at “3 AM in the morning,” & instead of a meal checkbox on the RSVP, it better say “what are you wanting to have served to you for dinner food supper eating needs and that? We have boughtened many of pork options”

26.02.2026 08:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Red-green colorblindness is roughly twice as common

Red hair (genetically), about the same

Epilepsy prevalence and “having finished a marathon” are the closest I’ve found so far

26.02.2026 06:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also dislike bananas, so as usual in this town, I don’t really belong on either team

26.02.2026 06:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Survivor of the SLC theatre community here. I understood more of this than I care to admit

26.02.2026 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We put up with way too much laziness, rudeness, weaponized incompetence, dangerous recklessness, and bad hygiene from people who have established a reputation for throwing temper tantrums when held to a standard.

How’s that working out for everyone? Anyone else sick of appeasing/carrying them?

26.02.2026 02:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was thinking today about some people I have known who found him impressive.

Broadly speaking: same people who are easily swayed by MLM sales pitches. Credulity is necessary but not sufficient; you must be totally oblivious to the notion that making a greedy ass of yourself might alienate others.

25.02.2026 04:27 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been singing the praises of the PWHL to everyone I know. Phenomenal athletes, tough as hell, and an absolute joy to watch. This is not your grandma’s pond hockey!

25.02.2026 01:12 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Team USA’s gold medal MAGA celebration was everything the NHL has been trying to avoid The NHL has spent years investing in inclusivity. One game changed that.

Team USA’s gold medal celebration was everything the NHL has been trying to avoid.

The NHL spent years investing to expand an inclusive fan base. One game and the nonsense arising after the game changed all that. What a hot and unnecessary mess.

www.sbnation.com/nhl/1104402/...

25.02.2026 00:01 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1