SyrupTishus

6 months since I've posted here - whoops.

Good morning to everyone except anyone who calls it "hump day".

Let's skip work and watch The Goonies then nap.

what you mean i can't get stoned from eating chicken pot pie

I tend to stress eat...even when I’m not stressed.

TIMMY: falls in a well

LASSIE: [rolling eyes] this clumsy mf i swear it’s every week with this shit

The red hot chili peppers should change it up and start writing all their songs about rhode island

a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater

When a Republican is asked to display basic empathy.

Spring is almost here. 🩷

Be the reason people feel included, heard, and loved.

Crocuses sprouting from the ground, cheerful pale purple

First crocus sighting!

sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made

I could easily survive on just pickle juice alone

He was always a used car salesman at heart.

George Takei just shared one of my tweets on his Facebook page. ♥️♥️♥️

To be clear: a tariff is a tax.

i'm buzz aldrin, the second person to step on the moon. neil before me

I want winter tires with the tread of Joe Rogan’s forehead

in denmark, great danes are just called great guys

If you were alive for this it's time to get your cholesterol checked.

You get it

Self care

Some days I just like to admire my fat ass in the mirror 🥰

The painting "Judith Slaying Holofernes" by Artemisia Gentileschi.

Happy International Women's Day!

May we all embody this energy today and always.