hayrr x

a white foot stall with a sign that reads “small white pouffe” on it

“look, that’s you” - @hayrr.bsky.social

Cleo, a calico cat, lying on her side facing Gigi, a tuxedo cat, also lying on her side, both are stretched out and touching paws

Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam

Gigi, a black and white cat, pressing her paw against the window as she looks out at a squirrel on the window sill

longing, yearning

close enough. welcome back peter hitchens.

sometimes my husband does the tiny eyes thing with his glasses and I hate it

oh hi mark

Gigi, a black and white cat, sat like a loaf in the doorway

[to the tune of freed from desire]

my loaf is in the doorway, she’s hid her little feets

victory to the children of gaza now, always and forever. ✌🏽

ah yeah the deconstructed soup. like how I shovel the cereal in my mouth and then pour the milk in after.

happy for you pal, im just know training myself to eat soup without spilling

reckon steve bruce could do a job

twitter jail for this lmao

arteta out but who next?

this is doing way better on twitter. no good game in hardcore indeed. ☹️

while you're making jokes celebrating the death of jean-marie le pen, please remember he has a whole family who also deserve to die.

Picture of a living room

Picture of a bathroom

Picture of a bedroom

Picture of a cat on a balcony

There will be two double rooms available in my flat in North London from March 1st, plz contact me if interested!

play up tractor boys!!

(so basically an average day in london)

NYE in amsterdam is like this: adults all inside getting completely plastered while their children are out trying to murder each other with fireworks in the street

tony hawk tuah: is that anything?

they'll be calling sliced bread AI calculated next

excuse me, on a train?? daredevil.

i dont like the thought of you crying 💗

to go?? TO GO?? you total madman. how is that working? do you bring a bib?

no saka for them so i expect a late ipswich winner off somebody's arse