Outbursts Of Everett True

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT SEES THREE MEN ON THE SIDEWALK,THEY ARE CATCALLING OUT AT TWO LADIES THAT ARE WALKING PAST FIRST MAN:SAY PIPE THE ONE ON THE OUTSIDE SECOND MAN: HELLO SWEETNESS ! THIRD MAN BLOWS CIGAR SMOKE IN THE LADIES FACES P2-EVERETT HAS WORKED THE MEN OVER PRETTY GOOD, HE HAS PICKED THEM UP AN THREW TWO OF THEM THROUGH A SHOP WINDOW, ONE IS ON THE SIDEWALK HOLDING HIS HEAD EVERETT: THE NEXT TIME I’LL BE REAL ROUGH WITH YOU !!!!

The Pittsburgh Press
February 03,1908

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT ID TALKING WITH A MAN ON THE SIDEWALK, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF EVERETT, THE MAN IS LEANING IN SO CLOSE THAT HIS NOSE IS RIGHT UP IN EVERETT’S FACE P2- EVERETT HAS MOVED THE MAN BACK, HE HAS LANDED ON THE GROUND WITH HIS HAT MASHED DOWN OVER HIS FACE EVERETT: IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY FACE!!!

The Tacoma Times
Thursday,January 29,1914

Outbursts Of Everet True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS TALKING TO A YOUNG BOY DOWNTOWN… EVERETT: DO YOU LIKE TO GO TO SCHOOL, LITTLE BOY! BOY:NO , SIR P2- EVERETT: HERE'S A DIME FOR BEING HONEST.

The Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE BY A. D.CONDO P1 - WE SEE EVERETT HAS ARRIVED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE EVERETT: THE POLICE DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO WEED OUT YOU SIMPERING DUDES THAT HANG AROUND THE THEATER LOBBIES AND LEER AT THE WOMEN, SO I'LL CRACK A FEW HEADS MYSELF!!! EVERETT IS USING HIS LARGE UMBRELLA TO CLEAR THE LOBBY OF MEN THAT LEER AT THE WOMEN WHEN THEY COME IN THE THEATER

Wilkes-Barre Times Leader
Tuesday, January 27,1914

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- WE SEE EVERETT AND A YOUNG MAN THAT WORKS FOR HIM IN THE OFFICE YOUNG MAN: MISTER TRUS, CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THIS AFTERNOON AND GO TO THE BALL BAME? EVERETT : WHAT!! GO TO THE BALL SAME WITH THIS OFFICE UP TO IT'S EYES IN BUSINESS!! WHY, THE P2: EVERETT: —VERY IDEA!! THE VERY IDEA I - - - WELL, Yes, You CAN GO, BUT I'M GOING ALONG TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND AND ATTEND SOME FUNERAL!!! EVERETT IS GETTING HIS HAT THE YOUNG MAN HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE

Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE DISCUSSING THE WALLPAPER IN THE HOUSE MRS. TRUE: NOW EVERETT, NE'VE JUST GOY TO HAVE NEW WALL PAPER! LOOK AT THIS OLD STUFF! MR.TRUE: SAY, MRS. TRUE, CAN YOU TELL ME WHEN YOU WILL EVER BE CONTENTED? P2- MR. TRUE IS ON THE TELEPHONE MR. TRUE: - SEND A MAN UP HERE TO MEASURE THE ROOMS-I THINK MY WIFE WANTS SOME NEW WALL PAPER! MR.TRUE HAS A BUMP ON THE HEAD AND A BLACK EYE

The Oklahoma News
Monday,January 26,1914

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- MR. AND MRS TRUE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM, MR. TRUE IS READING THE NEWSPAPER WHILE MRS. TRUE KNITS MR. TRUE: LISTEN, MRS. TRUE - - A SOLDIER GIVES AN ACCOUNT OF HIS EXPERLENCES IN THE TRENCHES- LET'S SEE, HERE'S WHAT HE SAYS: "FOR DAYS I LAY UNCONSCIOUS- For two WEEKS MY STOMACH WOULDN'T EVEN HOLD WATER. WHEN I LEFT THE TRENCHES I WEIGHED ONLY 108 POUNDS. I FEARED I SHOULD NEVER SEE MY LOVED ONES AGAIN, BUT THANKS TO DOCTOR KILLEM'S TONIC I CAN NOw - - P2- MRS. TRUE LAUGHS OUTLOUD HA- HA- HA! HA- HA-HA - HA! HA - HA! HA - HA-HA! MR. TRUE HAS AN DISPLEASED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE

Muskegon Chronicle
January 25,1918

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- THE SCENE IS THE INTERIOR OF AN ELEVATOR, THERE IS THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR, EVERETT AND AN UNNAMED MAN… UNNAMED MAN:OH! — THIRD! EVERETT: KEEP RIGHT ON GOING MISTOR ELEVATOR MAN! I WANT THE NINTH!! LET THIS FELLOW PUT IN THE NEW YEAR LEARNING TO CALL OUT HIS FLOOR BEFORE REACHING IT!!! EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, MASHING HIS HAT, AND MAKING THE MAN SINK DOWN TOWARDS THE ELEVATOR FLOOR THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR SMILES AND LOOKS ON APPROVINGLY

The Muncie Evening Press
January 24,1921

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A MAN APPROACHING HIM ON THE STREET, THE MAN WANTS TO SHAKE EVERETT’S HAND MAN: WHY, HELCO, EVERETT HOW DO YOU DO! AND HOW'S EVERYBODY UP YOUR WAYS? P2- EVERETT: WHY, HELLO, OLD SCHOOLMATE! YOU've PASSED ME FOR YEARS AND NEVER SO MUCH AS SAID "GOOD MORNING" BUT NOW YOU'RE RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE! SHAKE, OLD MAN! SHAKE!! INSTEAD OF SHAKING THE MANS HAND, EVERETT IS SHAKING THE MAN.

The Cincinnati Post
January 23,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- SEVERAL MEN ARE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK TALKING, THEY HAVE THE SIDEWALK BLOCKED MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO GET BY THEM P2- EVERETT ARRIVES AND SEES THE PROBLEM AND HAS AN IMMEDIATE SOLUTION! EVERETT: WHAT DO YOU GABFLINGERS THINK THE SIDEWALK IS,A DEBATING FORUM, OR A PLACE FOR BUSY POOPLE TO PASS ALONG!!! EVERETT THROWS THE MEN HEAD FIRST OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK

The Tacoma Times
January 21,1916

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-A LADY INTRODUCES HER FRIEND TO EVERETT LADY: MR. TRUE, YOU MUST MEET MY FRIEND, MRS.EAVE SON SHE IS A NEAR NEIGHBOR OF YOURS. P2- EVERETT TIPS HIS HAT AND BOWS EVERETT : CHARMED, 工 ASSURE YOU! ALTHOUGH WE NEED NO INTRODUCTION. THE LADY IS PRETTY WELL ACQUAINTED WITH OUR FAMILY AFFAIRS. HER 'PHONE AND OURS ARE ON THE SAME TWO-PARTY LINE AND WE OFTEN CATCH HER LISTENING IN!!

The Sunday Record
Columbia South Carolina
January 19,1919

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo MR TRUE IS STANDING WITH HIS BACK TO THE STOVE P1-MRS. TRUE: THAT MISERABLE STOVE IS SMOKING AGAIN! THE PIPE IS FULL OF SOOT AND YOU PROMISED FAITHFULLY TO CLEAN IT OUT! MR.TRUE: Yes, MRS. TRUE,I DID PROMISE, BUT I DIDN'T SAY WHEN I'D DO IT- P2- MRS. TRUE: DO IT NOW! MRS. TRUE KNOCKS DOWN MR.TRUE, HE FALLS BACKWARDS, KNOCKING OVER THE STOVE,THE STOVEPIPE FALLS AND HITS HIM ON HIS HEAD

The Tacoma Times
January 18,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS HAVING A MEAL AT A RESTAURANT AND HE NOTICES A MAN ATTEMPTING TO TAKE HIS NEWSPAPER THAT IS LAYING ON THE DINING TABLE P2- EVERETT: IT SEEMS A MAN CAN'T LAY HIS NEWSPAPER TWO FEET AWAY FROM HIM WITHOUT SOME VULTURE SWOOPING DOWN ON IT EVERETT GRABS THE MANS RIGHT ARM PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM AND EVERETT PULLS THE RIGHT MANS EAR

The Seattle Star
Saturday, January 17,1914

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1-EVERETT IS WAITING FOR A MAN TO SHOW UP AT THE APPOINTED TIME , THE MAN HURRIEDLY WALKS UP TO EVERETT: MAN: SAY, EVERETT, WHAT'S KEPT YOU SO LONG! I WAS HERE AT HALF PAST TWO AND WAITED 15 MINUTES, THEN I WENT AROUND THE CORNER TO CET A CIGAR: P2-EVERETT HAS GRABBED THE MAN BY THE NECK AND GETS READY TO HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA EVERETT: SHUT UP!!! DON'T ADD LYING TO YOUR OTHER CRIMES! I WAS HERE AT THE APPOINTED TIME, AND YOU WERE NOT!!

The Seattle Star
Friday, January 16,1914

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT IS TALKING TO A MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE EVERETT: CAN YOU READ? CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN:YES, SIR. P2- EVERETT : DIDN'T YOU READ THAT SIGN OVER THERE? EVERETT POINTS TO A NO SMOKING SIGN CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN: SURE, I READ IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGNS. P3- EVERETT: “O, YE OF LITTLE FAITH"!! EVERETT STRIKES THE MAN ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA THE MAN GOES BACKWARDS AS STARS SURROUND HIS HEAD AND HIS CIGARETTE GOES FLYING…

The Evening Telegram
Superior Wisconsin
January 10,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- , EVERETT IS SPEAKING TO A MAN, THAT WAS VERY RUDE TO ANOTHER MAN WHO HAS JUST WALKED OUT OF THE PANEL… EVERETT:IT STRIKES ME, SIR, THAT IT D YOU OUGHT TO BE MORE CIVIL TO THAT FELLOW! RUDE MAN: IT DOESN'T STRIKE ME THAT WAY — HE'S ONLY AN IGNORANT DAGO —- P2- EVERETT : WELL, IT'S GOING TO STRIKE YOU THAT WAY IF I CAN BRING ENOUGH PRESSURE TO BEAR !!! EVERETT STRIKES THE RUDE MAN WITH A POWERFUL ROUND HOUSE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, KNOCKING OF HIS HAT, AND KNOCKING THE RUDE MAN OFF OF HIS FEET

The Bay City Times
Bay City,Michigan
January 05,1919

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A HORSE, HOOKED TO A WAGON, WITH IT’S HEAD DOWN, ON A VERY COLD AND WINDY DAY P2-EVERETT FINDS THE OWNER OF THE HORSE IN A SALOON, PLAYING CARDS EVERETT: AS I SUSPECTED LOAFING IN THE SALOON WHILE THE HORSE STANDS IN THE STREET TILL HE'S CHILLED TO THE MARROW... EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE SALOON, TURNING OVER THE CARD TABLE AND CHAIRS

Los Angeles Record
Wednesday, January 03,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN A MENS CLUB SITTING IN A EASY CHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER WHEN A MAN WALKS UP TO HIM WITH SOME CIGARS MAN: HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERETT! SO YOU HAVE SWORN OFF SMOKING, HA - HA, THINK OF WHAT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING - SMELL THIS! P2- EVERETT DIDN’T TAKE KINDLY TO THE MAN TRYING TO TEMPT HIM WITH CIGARS , EVERETT ACTED SWIFTLY SWINGING AND HITTING THE MAN WITH A MASSIVE LEFT ROUNDHOUSE TO THE MAN’S FACE, KNOCKING THE MAN OFF HIS FEET

Battle Creek Enquirer
January 01.1919

Outbursts Of Everett True BY A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS ADDRESSING US THE READERS, HE IS STANDING, HOLDING HIS LIT CIGAR IN HIS LEFT HAND , AND POUNDS THE TABLE WITH HIS RIGHT HAND AS HE SPEAKS… EVERETT TRUE: THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN IT'S CUSTOMARY TO GRAB HOLD OF THE HIGH RESOLVE, REFORM, TURN OVER A NEW LEAF, SWEAR OFF, AND THAT SORT OF THING, SO THAT'S JUST WHAT IM GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW -NOT!!

The Times
Shreveport Louisiana
December 31,1909

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- THE MAN WORKING NEXT TO EVERETT: HEY EVERETT! ( THEN PROCEEDS TO MUMBLE SOMETHING UNINTELLIGIBLE,THEN FINISHED WITH YESTERDAY!) EVERETT: WHAT? ( HOLDING A HAND TO HIS EAR) P2-MAN: "WHAT?" DO I LOOK LIKE A "WHAT"? P3- EVERETT HAS GOTTEN TIRED OF THIS AND ANSWERED THE MAN BY THROWING A CHAIR AND HITTING THE MAN IN THE HEAD WITH IT.

The Atlantic City Sunday Gazette
December 30,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT RUNS INTO A MAN DOWNTOWN EVERETT: I JUDGE FROM THE PICTURES IN THE PAPERS THAT THIS IS MR. OILUM, COUNSEL FOR GRAB & CO. MR. OILUM : YeS, I AM HE. WITH WHOM HAVE I THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING! P2- EVERETT: MY NAME IS EVERETT TRUE. THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE! WHENEVER I MEET A CORPORATION LAWYER I LIKE TO CLEAN HIM!!! EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS, LIFTING HIM OFF THE SIDEWALK AND SHAKES LIKE A PERSON WOULD SHAKE A BLANKET

The Atlantic City Review
December 29,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS ASKING TWO CHILDREN ABOUT THEIR CHRISTMAS EVERETT :GOOD MORNING, CHILDREN - WHAT DID SANTA CLAUS BRING YOU FOR CHRISTMAS? CHILDREN: OH WE DON'T BELIEVE IN SANDY, MISTER GREEN TELLED US THEY ISN'T NO SANDY CLAUS P2- EVERETT IS VERY DISTURBED BY WHAT THE CHILDREN HAVE TOLD HIM. EVERETT: THERE'S THAT FELLOW GREEN I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL-MORNING!! EVERETT IS GOING TO HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION WITH MR. GREEN. EVERETT APPEARS TO BE REACHING DOWN TO PICK UP A WOOD 2x4 OFF OF THE GROUND…

The Port Huron Times Herald
December 28,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- ITS A COLD MORNING AT THE EVERETT HOUSE, MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE STILL IN BED, MRS. TRUE WAKES UP AND TAPS MR. TRUE ON HIS SHOULDER. MRS. TRUE: EVERETT! TIME TO GET UP AND MAKE THE FIRE! MR.TRUE: IT’S TOO COLD!! P2- MRS. TRUE HAS KICKED EVERETT OUT OF THE BED, HE LANDS ON HIS HEAD, KNOCKING OVER THE NIGHT STAND AND CHAIR THAT WAS NEXT TO THE BED

The Spokane Press
December 26,1910

Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT IS IN A CROWDED MOVIE THEATRE, HE BECOMING VERY ANNOYED BY A MAN SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM… THE MAN IS MAKING A LOT OF NOISE AS HE IS EATING PEANUTS… SNAP CRACKLE CRACKLE CRUNCH— P2- EVERETT HAS HAD ENOUGH… EVERETT : I HAVE NO OBJECTION TO YOUR SATISFYING THE PANGS OF HUNGER, BUT A MOVING PICTURE AUDIENCE IS NOT THE PROPER PLACE! I WON'T SIT STILL AND LISTEN TO THE NOISE OF FEEDING AND INHALE YOUR PEANUT-LADEN BREATH!! EVERETT UNCEREMONIOUSLY KICKS THE MAN OUT OF THE THEATER ,WHERE HE LANDS ON THE CURB

The Cincinnati Post
December 24,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MRS. TRUE STOPS MR.TRUE JUST BEFORE HE LEAVES THE HOUSE MRS. TRUE: EVERETT BEFORE YOU GO LEAVE ME SOME MONEY. I WANT TO GET A FEW CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR OUR FRIENDS. MR. TRUE: DON'T YOU THINK OUR FRIENDS CAN GET ALONG WITHOUT BLOWING OURSELVES ON THEM FOR A LOT OF FOOL KNICK-KNACKS! P2- WE SEE EVERETT IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR LOOKING FORLORN AND SAD AT HIS OPEN AND EMPTY POCKETBOOK…

The Oklahoma News
December 22,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN THE LINE AT THE THEATER WHEN THE MAN BEHIND HIM BEGINS TO COUGH WITHOUT COVERING HIS FACE… KAW HAW! KAW HOOP! P2- EVERETT : SO YOU WOULD GO INTO THIS THEATER WITH YOUR BAD COLD AND SPREAD THE INFECTION, AND SPOIL THE ENTERTAINMENT WITH YOUR COUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BARKING OF A SEA LION!! THE OPEN AIR FOR YOU!!! EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS AND ESCORTS HIM OUT OF THE THEATER, BUT BY THE LOOKS OF THE MANS MASHED HAT, EVERETT MUST HAVE KNOCKED HIM ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD BEFORE SHOWING HIM TO THE STREET

The Salina Daily Union
Salina Kansas
December 20,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT HAS JUST ENTERED THE OFFICE OF THE MAN WHO IS THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE HE RENTS FROM EVERETT PROMPTLY GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS AND PULLS HIM OVER HIS DESK EVERETT: GOOD MORNING SiR! I WON'T WASTE MUCH OF YOUR TIME! YOU've PROMISED SEVERAL TIMES TO HAVE THOSE REPAIRS MADE ON THE HOUSE WE RENT OF YOU, AND P2- EVERETT : I WAS GOING TO WRITE YOU A LETTER ABOUT IT TODAY, BUT I DECIDED THAT A PERSONAL INTERVIEW WOULD BE MORE LIKELY TO GET SOME ACTION!!! EVERETT LEAVES THE OFFICE, THE MANS DESK IS TURNED OVER AND HE IS ON THE FLOOR ,STARS FLOATING AROUND HIS HEAD.

The San Diego Sun
Thursday, December 19,1918

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS READING WHEN HE HEARS MRS.TRUE WHO IS IN THE KITCHEN CRY OUT IN PAIN…OUCH!!! MR. TRUE IS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED P2- MRS.TRUE: YOU LEFT THE STOVE LID LIFTER IN THE LID AGAIN TO GET HOTTER THAN BLAZES!.. MRS. TRUE THROWS THE STOVE. LID LIFTER AND IT HIT EVERETT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

The Muncie Evening Press
December 18,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING UP THE SIDEWALK WHEN HE SEES TWO MEN BLOCKING HIS WAY… ONE OF THE MEN IS TALKING TO THE OTHER ONE…. SAY, BO, TALK ABOUT YOUR SWELL TIME! THE LID WAS OFF, AND— EVERETT IS NOT HAVING IT, P2- EVERETT HAS ALREADY WALKED OUT OF OUR VIEW, BUT WE SEE THE AFTERMATH OF EVERETT WALKING THROUGH THE PANEL, BOTH MEN ARE OFF THEIR FEET, ONE IS ON HIS HEAD WHILE THE OTHER ONE IS SITTING UP WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.

The Tacoma Times
Wednesday, December 17,1913