Alewyfe | 🌸 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🐝

a spicy chicken sandwich with lettuce, pickles, and cheese, cut in half, on a plate, split to show the center of the sandwich

Changed my mind, went for a more substantial freegan-ish sando today:
Freebie 🌶️ spicy chicken patty + mozzarella sticks + romaine (havarti + pickles + ranch from our fridge/pantry) on leftover ww bread (from a mutual aid project- I don't mind the heels so we take them home instead of tossing em) 🍽️🍜

Them: How do you like your hot dogs
Me: Drag it through the garden. at midnight...
BUT MAKE IT EVIL
Them: Like this?
Me: YES, GOOD

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/

iceberg lettuce laid out on parchment paper, with turkey, feta cheese, kalamata olives, pickled peppers and cukes, with mayo, mustard, blk pepper, and za'atar green.

the rolled up lettuce-wrap, sliced in half to show the fillings.

Is this a crunchwrap supreme? 🫴🦋

(my partner has a near endless supply of organic iceberg from work rn so I'm making rabbit-food roll-ups for snacks. so cronch, so gud. this was yesterday's. today I'm gonna add spinach & giardiniera I think)

Move over wedge salad, it's 🌯 salad time!
🍽️ #goodlunch

"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs it’s the next gold rush." is the quote of our time

not only do we librarians welcome preliterate patrons but we might also be willing to extend library privileges to this visitor. all we really ask is that they observe the behavior policy

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Exacerbated with how short those pants are hemmed! Can the "going wading or showing off my novelty socks?" thing go away, plz? Campaign for 8-hr work days & half to full-breaks.
Put yr slutty little ankles away unless you're wearing short shorts, boys. (Not you, Rubio, or anyone else in this admin)

need to be long on canned goods, ammo, and guitars that are also flamethrowers

Pretty hard to model financial markets when you have a non-rational hegemon at the center of all the financial markets

ngl, thinking that the issue here is just that "US is rational and stable" is a load-bearing assumption for a lot of things so people default to it. because house of cards collapses entirely if assumption is put into severe doubt

Re-creating the complex cuisine of prehistoric Europeans SEM analysis of pottery residues showed people combined fish with a wide variety of plants when cooking.

This is incredibly interesting — archaeologists have been able to reconstruct the diets of different prehistoric Europeans from 5,000-8,000 years ago by analyzing the charred remains of food in clay pots. Extremely cool!

Always a bad time when other experts start posting like climate scientists, political scientists and public health professionals

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Hey. You know how the AI grift has been teetering on the brink of financial collapse and taking the whole economy with it?

Well.

Guess what all those AI slop data centers run on.

Diesel generators.

who's up for some sparkling stagflation

How it works in industrial cities like London and Glasgow. Poor neighbourhoods were built downwind from industries, railways, and factories. Generally winds went going from west to east.

Tonight this means if you live in the East End of Glasgow, close your windows & wear a mask tomorrow morning.

Every time a woman runs for president I hear that she’s too emotional and unstable to make wartime decisions, unlike the men in charge who make really reasonable decisions like bombing kids to death, starting water wars, and poisoning the entire planet

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

“𝙻𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚒𝚌𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍.”

Some quotes, like this one from American social reformer and women's rights activist Susan B. Anthony from 1896, echo through the ages.

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Oh interesting! That was common with my grandparents and other older Ozark relatives too (they were you'uns people, not y'all people too)... But makes sense, as they were largely Appalachian's who kept going a bit farther to a different set of old mountains?

his gay little Dressage outfit. you can tell he was feeling himself

Leaving a public comment is easy and took me less than a minute. Link toward bottom of article. Super worth-it.

my 11yo semi verbal autistic daughter loves the whole 6-7 craze but she sings loudly "and if the devil is six THEN GOD IS SEVEN, GOD IS SEVEN" like Frank Black and I need to send her teacher a link to old Pixies songs so she understands what's going on because her teacher is too young to get it

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Because the point of going to school is to learn things, not to use a dictation machine with the mental capacity of Jenny McCarthy.

Why is NPR platforming some lazy 18 year old, anyway

Like fine, yell @ the orzo while you're alone & you find out it was fucked up. I yell fuck at things. Orzo salad doesn't have feelings. But the people who fucked it up do; yelling @ them only makes the work culture worse & that fucks up the food, eventually, & u have to train new ppl when they quit