That’s just Napa normal
06.03.2026 19:51
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That’s just Napa normal
Really important to wear your chef’s coat for this sort of thing
Coffee, straight out of my nose.
I don’t remember this at all! Sorry!
Ooh
This is my punishment for being on an airplane and reading a book, wow
Ooooh
Why is this circulating again // this should never stop circulating
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I’m just trying to optimize for my jet lag
Anything really good (more of a sit-down thing than pastries though)
True collective humanity
Also does anyone have any really good breakfast recommendations for Seattle
JARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every time my plane lands I still, in a bone-deep way, want to check in at the airport on Foursquare
Every time my plane lands I still, in a bone-deep way, want to check in at the airport on Foursquare
Amazing, insightful, juicy, horrifying piece. Also, we need one of these feature-treatment deep dives on every single one of the men kissing JE’s ass in his inbox as well. nymag.com/intelligence...
I have NO IDEA how she knows, except that there must be some scent molecule that universally signals “old”??
The “deep cleansing oil,” the yellow one. I haven’t tried their others.
I do 3-4 pumps of DHC on a dry face, massage in, wipe off with a sopping wet cloth, rinse with water. Gets every little bit, for me.
See also: capsaicin, glucosinolates, squid ink…
Yeah they’re like little acidic pop rocks!
I didn’t fly all the way to Denmark to eat post-nut ants
At Noma, where they famously serve ants, our server told us they have to keep the ants all separated from each other in the prep area bc if they get into clan wars they’ll use up all their formic acid fighting, and taste like nothing
DHC cleansing oil + prescription topical ivermectin over here! (plus semiannual IPL lasers)
She loooooves my old Clarins serum that smells (overwhelmingly, imo) like flowers
I’m genuinely so curious about this tbh because she’s not wrong!!! But I barely wear makeup — and none of it is “old” — so like, where is she getting this from?
Ew what is that link sorry
Dieux Instant Angel! apiv3.shopmy.us/p-45547255
I’ve finally found the perfect skin cream, ideal texture, super friendly to my weird dry-oily-rosacea face, perfect packaging, durable moisture, great for night and morning — and because it’s unscented (another bonus imo!!) every time I use it my toddler goes “eeew, you smell like old makeup”