when you’re bi and don’t have a roster or a bench during pride month you can’t even yell biphobia bc it’s just being called a loser lol some people are out there with boyfriends girlfriends AND theyfriends
Why does it always cost me 2 fully burnt pancakes to figure out the heat to batter ratio?
They tell you not to open the oven door while you bake things, even just to take a peek. So I do the next best thing, which is to turn on the oven light and press my nose against the door for 20 minutes.
I’m turning twenty nine this summer. I finally feel good enough about myself to wear sexy backless things. And my teenage backne has not resolved itself. I’m gonna throw a bitch fit.
they should replace all communion wafers with pizza bagels now
Just saw a man who looks to be over the age of 35 say “we should skibbidi toilet it out” and I’m horrified
red line doing its insanely slow crawl from central to harvard, my adhd medication’s wearing off and it’s making my head feel like it’s gonna explode, and a baby will not stop screaming (poor baby). And I still have the vertigo escalator waiting for me at the next stop. helpppp
did not slay as hard at the rmv this time. Asked to take my picture again and still!
life getting so chaotic that you start listening to bach and only bach (it’s ok it just means I’m on the precipice of growth and change)
life getting so tough you tear up your stress ball then spend 2 hours on the internet searching for more
Sitting in bed. Breathing and realizing I just want to make things and I don’t want to sell them. I want to help and I don’t want to quantify or justify the reason. I need to leave.
something very comforting about taking a morning train and feeling the warm sunlight through the window. the wheels thrumming under the car. The snow sparkling. The smell of peeled clementines.
no valentines but really looking forward to alessia cara’s song drop
Packed myself a deconstructed tuna maki situation and it lowkey looks like I packed myself cat food 😭
so now that’s every weekday
every time i’m in the office i’m always thinking about going home
one way I’ve been radicalizing my sister (who lives in korea and does not pay too much attention to international news) is telling her about all the boston nail salons owned by ukrainian women
on my first night in my new apartment, it snowed and it stuck. Feels like a good omen for a clean slate and a prosperous new year ☃️
Setting a reminder to stock up on lao gan ma sauce before the end of this year
them: so what have you been up to after work?
me: [thinking about how I’ve been optimizing storage on my overworked computer] uhhhh not much
spotify give me the little gay cities I could live in based on my taste instead of the pixelpussy PLEASE
thinking about the half empty lunchable I saw on the train today…why didn’t they finish the cheese
wait I’m crying
I really need to upgrade my media console in this next move but if I have to put together another piece of ikea furniture I might just die
Trying to remember why I started drinking diet coke and it’s because I needed a pick me up around this time of day during this time of year
tony leung is who jackie chan wishes he were
I want to be a cat stretching by a fireplace I want to be a cat well loved in a bodega I want to be a cat no thoughts no plans just meow meow meow
@bsky.app can you give us a drafts function please and thank you!
booked a car right after work to get to a tour of the place I’m moving into and got stuck on memorial drive instead. Now I need to reschedule and I’ve wasted time and money. My head hurts.
made buffalo chicken dip and it was so good I forgot to take a picture
