Dctrojan

Also despite all the Shoresy enthusiasts I follow on here, I am just this minute discovering that it’s about hockey? Learn something new every day etc

It’s a nice way to spend a summer evening regardless of what’s happening on the field

A+ nickname

I was going to make a little joke about “you can’t rule it out with these prep school kids” but I checked and there apparently aren’t any war criminal alumni of Landon, facts once again are the enemy of jokes

1989 BMW E30 Touring

1989 BMW E30 Touring

1989 BMW E30 Touring

1989 BMW E30 Touring

weekend browsing today: oh okay so that’s about as far as you can go with an E30

www.ebay.com/itm/29808235...

Ah well that’s a small detail but an important one

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

I can’t see why they wouldn’t add such a dapper lad

Flash with ears up

my guy got them ears tho

You should let him drive, it’s a reasonable request

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

when people say "there's no crime in Dubai" they are trying to say something very different

They blew up an elementary school Tom
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Bluesky: "I appreciate the alt text on this."

Facebook: "Why do you take photos of sheep? You're weird."

Instagram: "Not interested. No music and they're not doing a dance."

Scotland didn't only lose to Italy because they were having a bad day (although that didn't help)

to be fair, my wife and our daughter both have functioning vehicles, so I did use the family minivan to go to the supermarket mid-week. At this point I'm hanging on to my car in case I need to take a future job that's too hard to reach by public transport

In the same spirit (work from home, don't drive much), I discovered a week ago that the cold weather had been too much for my car's battery and it's dead. Still haven't bothered to jump start it or get a replacement battery.

The only feature of 1Password that matters is their business dies overnight if they get hacked so they’ve thought harder about security than anyone you know.

You can’t vibe code that in two evenings no matter how much you ask Claude to “make it secure”

so thoughtful!

“Never send a dog-killer to do a people-killer’s job.” Henry Beisert, Seed Packager

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-fired-as-dhs-secretary/

This is the thing about 'I think the machine, that I never let work, that I have programmed to be essentially unable to exercise free will is conscious' that doesn't get said enough. Ok, then stop using it!

I am not upset, to be clear, but I am sure they will not lack for people willing to help cheer them up

Why not treat yourself to some designer sunglasses? Tom Ford has nipped to the loo and left his on the bar. Be quick.

i would hope it isn't conscious, because if it is then every time you start and end a session you are birthing and killing a sentient being

I put mid in midlife crisis

Dear Russia,

Iran's fire is making oil prices spike.

Spiking oil prices makes economic problems for us, so we're making it easier for you to sell more oil.

In sum, Iranian military success against us reduces economic pressure on you.

Just, you know, FYI.

Sincerely,
The geniuses leading America

BIG BOAT STUCK

Lmao

Two weeks ago after Scotland beat England I briefly thought about sneaking over for this France match but all that was left was hospitality tickets and I thought that was a lot of money to see France win

Oh well.