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@loottheroom

Professional grumpy person. Award winning RPG writer of The Wretched, Treasures Of The Troll King, A Dungeon Game. Co-designer of Tunnels & Trolls 2025. Words in Pathfinder 2, Fallout, Discworld, etc. loottheroom.itch.io Email: chris @ loot the room .uk

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I only discovered them a month or so ago and I'm having a great time

07.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Winged Victory For The Sullen

A Winged Victory For The Sullen

Saturday morning listening

07.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're just going to have to agree to disagree on this.

07.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's not do that. Some of the most powerful stories ever told are about awful people doing awful things. It's fine to enjoy this sort of fiction.

07.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking Bad is flawed but the flaw isn't "Walter White is a monster and some people didn't understand that".

Those people are fucking idiots.

07.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have to stop judging fiction based on whether the stupidest people alive might misinterpret it.

07.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fight Club literally explains its themes to the viewer.

07.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If Loot The Room goes down it's because ionos just tried to charge me Β£240 and I simply do not have it

07.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never Another You, by Chris Bissette 10 track album

Never Another You is an album of lofi beats (not lofi bears, as I nearly typed just now) perfect for chilling out or doing creative work to

Bandcamp: https://chrisbissette.bandcamp.com/album/never-another-you

Itch: https://loottheroom.itch.io/never-another-you

07.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a screen that's very, very far away from the camera. It shows Harry Styles but you can't really tell.

A photo of a screen that's very, very far away from the camera. It shows Harry Styles but you can't really tell.

We did have some tiny screens but they were not much use

07.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you watch the show on Netflix on Sunday, know that behind the big screen is a curtain and behind *that* are seats full of people who can't see a fucking thing but are still having a little rave

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was really great

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always striking to me to consider ideas that have enough expressions in game form that I could (or have) build a whole class around them.

Regency? Sure.
Physical Book Weirdsies? Duh.
Ideas of Language? You bet.
Concepts of Divinity? Damn right.

Murderous Undergrads? WORRYINGLY SO.

06.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm that the zero view seats at Harry Styles do in fact have zero view

06.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blood In The Margins by Chris Bissette Dark academia, wretched & alone

My new Wretched & Alone game Blood In The Margins is out now! You killed someone on campus with your friends. Journal about the victim, the justifications, the investigation closing in.

https://loottheroom.itch.io/blood-in-the-margins

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I've been having so much fun working on this

06.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: Tunnels & Trolls: A New Age A fantasy roleplaying game where ordinary characters become fated heroes, in a land shaped by mighty trolls.

I've been a lifelong fan of Tunnels & Trolls. We acquired it and are re-imagining it via a big Kickstarter. There is magic and monsters but someone needs to dig out the latrines and make bread.
Kickstarter Page - reb.to/FollowTunnels
Quickstart Rules - bit.ly/3OiURFa

06.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
A Dungeon Game The latest entries posted on A Dungeon Game

a dungeon game is grimdark dungeon crawling focused on body horror and the consequences of violence. It's a super fast system with loads of free tools online, and it's pay what you want. More here:

https://dungeon.loottheroom.uk

06.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very jealous

06.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched it again on a tiny back-of-seat screen on the way to Mexico last year and even at that size, with subtitles and no audio, it's fucking incredible

06.03.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People think I'm being a pretentious film bro when I say it's one of my all time favourite films but it 100% deserves its reputation. It's a stone cold classic.

06.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

No I will not be listening to the new Harry Styles album today actually because we got free tickets to ONO so I'm going to wait and hear it live, thank you very much

06.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a dungeon game by Chris Bissette the second edition of a dragon game

A Dungeon Game is here and it's free! (It's been both of those things for ages tbh)

Explore subterranean depths, face dragons, and discover what lurks beneath. It's classic dungeon crawling with modern design (i.e. it's good).

https://loottheroom.itch.io/a-dungeon-game

06.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People who play albums on shuffle, who hurt you?

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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THE THING FROM THE SWAMP by Chris Bissette A B-Movie MODULE for MΓΆrk Borg

THE THING FROM THE SWAMP is B-movie creature horror for MΓΆrk Borg. Schlocky, brutal, fun in a trashy way.

https://loottheroom.itch.io/swamp-thing

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly could do with some of that magic again

05.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shut Up & Sit Down help up a copy of The Wretched for roughly 16 seconds and I sold out a print run.

Dicebreaker covering A Dragon Game made me a couple of thousand pounds, too

05.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Today on Reddit: a man arguing with his full chest that there isn't any implied sexual violence in *checks notes* Hellraiser

05.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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a baby in a blue shirt is laying on a couch and making a funny face . ALT: a baby in a blue shirt is laying on a couch and making a funny face .

It's so difficult, not being the target audience for absolutely everything

04.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never Another You, by Chris Bissette 10 track album

Never Another You is an album of lofi beats (not lofi bears, as I nearly typed just now) perfect for chilling out or doing creative work to

Bandcamp: https://chrisbissette.bandcamp.com/album/never-another-you

Itch: https://loottheroom.itch.io/never-another-you

05.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0