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Henchman 24

@welpitsben

I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog

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Look I’ve studied WWII for years and couldn’t tell you basic facts about Nazi symbolism. That’s why you should listen to me!

06.03.2026 13:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very funny that his argument is that if we consider what he does gambling then we’d have to consider the stock market gambling.

Sure then.

04.03.2026 11:11 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Yep, and that face has given us one of the greatest gifs of all time

28.02.2026 22:57 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
the radio from the brave little toaster

the radio from the brave little toaster

28.02.2026 03:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can someone just tell me who I’m supposed to be mad at

28.02.2026 02:53 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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such a classic scene...

02.01.2026 23:05 👍 347 🔁 79 💬 17 📌 10

Disappointed

27.02.2026 09:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have already portrayed you as the giant headed person whose arms are attached to their legs

26.02.2026 13:08 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It’s absurd we call them tablespoons and teaspoons. We should rename them to something easier to tell apart. Like bigspoons and littlespoons.

26.02.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m calling myself the grim reaper in a cool gothic font and…um…excuse me did you just joke about death?

26.02.2026 11:32 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m glad to see a worthwhile IP not go to waste.

26.02.2026 11:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m sitting at a table on the Fox 32 debate stage holding my hand high in the air. My opponents, Daniel Biss and Laura Fine, are talking to each other. The chyron reads, “SUPPORT FOR PALESTINE”

I’m sitting at a table on the Fox 32 debate stage holding my hand high in the air. My opponents, Daniel Biss and Laura Fine, are talking to each other. The chyron reads, “SUPPORT FOR PALESTINE”

26.02.2026 02:22 👍 8592 🔁 945 💬 137 📌 45

This has nothing to do with fraud.

The agents Trump allegedly sent to investigate fraud are shooting protesters and arresting children. His DOJ is gutting the U.S. Attorney’s Office and crippling their ability to prosecute fraud. And every week Trump pardons another fraudster.

25.02.2026 23:33 👍 6405 🔁 2184 💬 296 📌 89

The grin seems to be struggling today

25.02.2026 21:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve tried to like them too and, I dunno, I have to be missing something. Every scene is exactly the same. Some tough guy tells John Wick he won’t leave the room alive and then John Wick proceeds to leave the room alive.

25.02.2026 13:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finally, a banana that will reaffirm all of my paranoid delusions.

25.02.2026 10:37 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A CEO doing actual work? Woah

25.02.2026 02:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think about how Mario 64 figured it needed an in-universe explanation for why you’re seeing Mario from that perspective, because that’s how new it was.

24.02.2026 21:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I could really use $40 right now.

24.02.2026 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have the kind of identity that is more foisted than stolen.

24.02.2026 11:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube would like me to start watching the state of the union some fourteen hours before it starts. I’m good.

24.02.2026 10:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can’t really argue against the other best winter Olympic sport so…I won’t!

24.02.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is another reason why Curling is the best winter Olympics sport.

24.02.2026 03:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Andrew Jackson

23.02.2026 15:00 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Matt Boldy you magnificent bastard

22.02.2026 13:21 👍 764 🔁 153 💬 17 📌 40

Icing, the most delicious penalty in sports

22.02.2026 13:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Soup (Barbecue chicken on a blue patterned plate, it's bone in pieces)

Soup (Barbecue chicken on a blue patterned plate, it's bone in pieces)

Soup of the day: BBQ chicken

21.02.2026 20:21 👍 53 🔁 4 💬 8 📌 0

I prefer the character Metroid, main character of the Metroid games. He’s cool.

21.02.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell no

21.02.2026 02:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wanna eat that cake

21.02.2026 02:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0