Kevin Hines

I think the one in the middle is Spider-Man.

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In this clip, the actor playing Dmitri gives the greatest acting performance of the 90’s.

Yes. But even that was connected tooth continuity of its time. Not a stand alone book… at least in the way Watchmen or Dark Knight Returns is.

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Right. And it’s not profitable for car companies to make poor emission cars for some states and good emission cars for others (with California being a huge portion of their market). So hopefully that’ll hep hold the line til Republicans (hopefully) get knocked out of offices.

Why stop there? Maybe greenhouse gases are good for us and we should reward companies that pump them into out atmosphere?

Really sad about this. Perfect balance of baseball and goofiness.

How much penalty tax are the Dodgers paying on Tucker’s contract? I’m still spinning from that AAV!

Me either. Anyway, now I’m gonna follow a link to the article’s partnership with BetMGM and see what they think is responsible

Verizon is so tired of all the doom scrolling they shut down their cell towers.

Scott Adams, despite poor art skills, created a very funny comic strip and then went crazy.
There is his bio.

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”

When Thunderbolts was announced people whined “this movie can't be good - you have to see too many other films to understand it” and now here's Doomsday with a hold my beer meme saying “the problem is Thunderbolts didn't follow up on ENOUGH films”

More endings for RotK!!

Thank you for confirming my oft flawed memory. Wanda needs to return Stephen’s stuff!!

Stranger Things had too many endings? It was an over 40 hour narrative! I think it had an appropriate length for its ending.
Hot Take: Return of the King also had an appropriate length for its endings.

Dr. Strange had the Eye and Cloak before becoming the Sorcerer Supreme didn’t he? When I lost my last job I’m glad my replacement didn’t get my favorite hoodie and iPad.

As a shock to no one, the family of 6 blocking both the door and the counter of this Starbucks have placed an order for Karen.

Mice have ears.

Thanks for an unwholsome amount of podcast fun this year, to

@scottaukerman.bsky.social
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@cbbworld.bsky.social

And all the CBB Presents folks, especially

@bibbymoynihan.bsky.social
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for Who Me?

Kinda pissed right now.
It wasn’t reported as widely but 2 weeks ago Netflix bought my old ten speed bike for $15. When I tried to get $20 they said “we don’t have that kind of money right now”

Netflix’s first order of business? Retroactively cancel all WB produced TV shows after their second season.

Vomit SFX guy just lost SAG residuals.

Sala rarely missed.

Video Games: you collected 12,550 quittles you can use them to upgrade your damage by 8%. Plus the collected 6,500 grugs can unlock a new helmet. Neither has a discernible impact on playing the game but it’ll drive every decision you make while playing.

I’ve always assumed that avoiding that second threshold was to minimize draft penalties.

In four panels, Donald Duck loses a fight with a turkey and decides it shouldn’t be killed. The nephews bring him an axe, but he says "What! Bump off this turkey?...I love this turkey! He's got spirit!

Can’t find any YouTube videos about why current pop culture is bad but old pop culture is really good. Please share links.

If I still performed improv I’d probably be in a scene set in an office and accidentally refer to “The Epstein Files” as what I was working on.