The Rude Pundit

This whole fucking thing is deranged, including his assertions about how Trump’s involved in complex intelligence matters. Dude just fucked off to go golfing.

What a worthless piece of shit.

Maybe look up the definition of "unconditional."

Coulda bought a carton of eggs with the extra money I spent.

Gas is 40 cents more a gallon than it was last week at my local station so that’s awesome.

So you're saying that immigrants were not taking our jobs? Because I was told pretty clearly that they were.

Ask it to play tic-tac-toe.

Man, it's a good thing we invested in all that wind and solar energy production and electric vehicles or we'd be fucked.

Ran out of space

We should reckon with the idea that Americans are so fucking dumb that we booted out the party that saved the country after Covid and created the best economic recovery in the world in favor of a con man who said he would use racism and magic to make everything cheaper and jobs plentiful.

We literally tortured prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan. The fuck is he even talking about.

Netanyahu loves to level cities and kill civilians and we just gave him free rein.

Any time they say it’s a “Christian” nation, that’s antisemitism and Islamophobia. It’s not even coded. In a nation of multiple faiths and the faithless, it’s a goddamn insult to exclude everyone else.

His bone spurs were aching.

Fuck Rahm Emanuel and the WSJ reporter he rode in on 🤦🤬

Donald Trump released a man from jail and then that man molested 2 kids. If you can't do anything with that, Democratic messaging assholes, then get out of politics.

Now Kristi Noem can get back to trying to make that Dalmatian-fur coat.

Also had the Adam-12 one.

I did once call him "Senator Markwayne 'I totally look like a "Markwayne"' Mullin."

My friend, I had the lunchbox.

One reason that people are overlooking when they try to figure out why Trump started this war: Because he could. Trump is a child, and he has a bunch of toy soldiers. He wants to make them fight before they're taken away in 2029. Don't give him credit for thinking beyond "I can do war so I will."

Just lie after lie after lie. If Bush's lies were a steak dinner, this is the McDonald's of lying.

I know it's on Zillow and other real estate sites. It's the weirdness of the Google street view blur that seems notable.

Look, either we didn't obliterate shit in June and he lied about it or we obliterated it and he's lying here or he doesn't know the definition of the word "obliterate." Any or all of these could be true.

They could buy 60 of those houses with their government contract.

Safe America Media is listed at 904 Danton Lane in Alexandria, VA. It's a house. And this is what it looks like on Google Street View.

They don’t make communist hellholes like they used to.

Possibly the most popular thing a world leader can do is tell Trump to go fuck himself. It’s a wonder that more don’t.

State of the Swamp Destroys Trump’s Longest, Angriest State of the Union As Trump ranted through a record-breaking grievance fest, celebrities, activists, and everyday Americans turned ridicule into resistance—and stole the night.

What I saw at State of the Swamp so crucial post-Iran
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Trump droned on in his State Of Dementia. Threatened, lied, sharted..neurons faded. At State of the Swamp, electricity lightning can’t provide. Joy. Portland frogs

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Every time Facebook is down I think, "Wait...are we free?"