CANT GUARD ANA 🏈

Feeling like a 🫡🇺🇸True American Patriot🇺🇸🫡 for buying a BMW instead of a Tesla

I think they are

Only following the Ms via your tweets

They are having a hearing with NTSB/FAA/Army and it’s not enough opsec-pilled aviation nerds in there for me

Can you and the chairwoman from NTSB run on a joint ticket please

President Hot Wheels is busy entertaining himself. We all know VP LaZBoy and Fidget Spinner are the only ones on need-to-know

I want the NTSB chairwoman to be president tbh

“Target is at the confirmed strike location at the confirmed time and here is the weapons system involved”

Definition of a war plan

Whatever you both say tbh 😌

I know Patel and Elon mad asf they weren’t in that gc

While things are getting sorted over on the other app…

Smash that subscribe button on my NFL starter pack for free agency reactions 👇

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I don’t know if I can stay a fan whit. You know when your job fires the best boss you ever had. And then they release your work bestie and TRADE your office husband. Is that still your job???? Fr????

I have never met a Trump or Elon fan who wasn’t stupid or evil. Makes ya think

Going to go back to geopolitics to relieve the anxiety of being a Seahawks fan

It is time to investigate Pennsylvanias finances!

Yeah okay John but did you ask yourself what that would mean for ME????

Perhaps you were incepted?

GTA6 can’t come soon enough

Since I’m off twitter I found out the news based on the sheer number of people who texted me

Still time if Mike Macdonald had the courage to act

Why should Jim Harbaugh be happier than me

Klint Kubiak you are NOT endearing yourself to this fanbase

Kansas City getting DK my hand will be forced

I demand John stand trial at Nuremberg

ABOLISH JOHN SCHNEIDER

I’ve decided this sim isn’t for me and I would like to start again

Tyler Lockett saying goodbye immediately overshadowed by DK is a very Tyler Lockett thing to happen to Tyler Lockett

Because Tom Brady was smart enough to put Pete in charge. Can’t wait for next year as a lifelong raiders fan 💔🥲

JOHN SCHNEIDER