Rocket off the start
08.03.2026 04:40
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Rocket off the start
Oscar Piastri has crashed out of the Australian Grand Prix*
*which does not start for thirty minutes
Survival mode in Q2 is not what I was hoping for.
Just hours away from genuine #F1 shitposting that matters
Sauron has announced that Saruman will be moved to the newly created Committee for Everlasting Peace on Middle Earth.
The Witch King will be taking over Saruman’s duties as head of the Department of Orcs.
Both have been thanked for their service.
It cost $220 million to make a commercial of her on a horse and plaster her face on airport posters to try and scare people.
No more Danica.
Like a pufferfish that inflates…twice
Promise not get get me sick every other week?
This is the most 35 year old thing I’ve ever seen.
It just needs on site childcare for all 3 days and I’m there.
The sassy teenager
We learned we need to be having more sex in space.
You’ll just have to watch/listen to understand.
Doctors = dumb and woke
Grok = will write you any prescription you want no questions asked
We have done it. We have determined which Presidents are verified Ball Knowers. channel-6.ghost.io/presidential...
Had no idea every dude doing bobsled was dragging an absolute wagon of their own. Makes sense.
I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check
They’re still curling?!?!?
“Correct me if I’m wrong” but “moving forward” I’ve “looped in” Coop to this thread.
🚨 Fastest laps of the entire Bahrain preseason
1. Charles Leclerc - 1:31:992 (C4)
2. Charles Leclerc - 1:32:240 (C4)
3. Charles Leclerc - 1:32:289 (C4)
4. Charles Leclerc - 1:32:297 (C4)
5. Charles Leclerc - 1:32:655 (C3)
FERRARI HYPE TRAIN IS ALIVE
So we got the alien news while we were live last night and yeah…that was fun.
Also, that’s not Jon Snow in the thumbnail that’s just another shot of @kennapzok.bsky.social when we ask him to revisit talking GoT
www.youtube.com/live/32tql_K...
Fancy flippy rear wing….
Rocket off the start…
One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés
Person entering the Teams/Zoom call 8 min early - wtf are you doing in there besides giving me anxiety?
Everyone knows you use the last 5 min before a call get coffee and doomscroll so you forget the purpose of the meeting.
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
