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The original sin!

I'm recording this tomorrow, so get your questions in now if you have them.

Why do Calvin's shorts not reach his feet? What an embarrassing blunder!

Gonna send you so many pictures of my dog!

What features does it have that make it better than gmail?

Canada's first and only line of defense 🪿

U.S. Judge says Kari Lake broke law in overseeing Voice of America He declared all of Lake's actions over the past year to be null and void, including the layoffs of more than 1,000 journalists and staffers.

He declared all of Lake's actions over the past year to be null and void, including the layoffs of more than 1,000 journalists and staffers. n.pr/4sy0uhE

I'mma do the opposite, because I'm punk like that!

Happy birthday!!

Oh gosh, what if I'm not even qualified to doubt myself?

a man in a knight 's armor says you have chosen wisely ALT: a man in a knight 's armor says you have chosen wisely

GB is a great person!!

A slur faucet produces spigotted remarks.

love me love me love me love me

(A drawing I did back in July for the transocanthology, featuring my DnD OC Mélisande (he/him). As always, I play him in @luposlipaphobya.bsky.social 's delightful campaign, Val Cardinal)

Wishing y'all the best 😊

Jones doesn't want to be fed, Jones wants to hunt 😰

Don't worry, Mike, I got this week covered.

*Googles 'how to draw'*

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Narrator: UNIVERSES WHERE APHORISMS SUDDENLY BECOME LITERALLY TRUE COMICS Narrator: "You Are What You Eat"

Dromiceiomimus: Oh NO. Now we literally BECOME what we eat? This is it, T-Rex! This is the end! You eat too much cow and you become a cow! I eat too many carrots and my future is that of a carrot! T-Rex: FRIG! T-Rex: We're POOCHED!

Utahraptor: Wait, no! In such a universe, cannibalism is the only logical response! Utahraptor: If we eat our own, we'll become what we already are! But wait - no, this only works if ALL of us subscribe to cannibalism 100%, because ANY variance will get incorporated into us and spread amongst the larger population!

Off panel: Over time, this tends towards ALL of us becoming largely the same entity: a monstrous, writhing average of all the consumed and the consuming! A world of undifferentiated meat! T-Rex: Frig! T-Rex: I hate universes where aphorisms suddenly become literally true!!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: a comic where precisely half of t-rex's lines are just variations of "Frig!"

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a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e

finished embroidering my jacket :)

a cartoon dog wearing a diaper is standing on a person 's lap . ALT: a cartoon dog wearing a diaper is standing on a person 's lap .

Muppet baaaaaabies

An illustration of a phone screen with two folders full of app icons. “Work” features a bunch of similar looking icons with the same colors. “Social” features icons in different shades of blue with a circle in each.

i’m tired, boss

Maybe if you went to bed at 1159pm instead of screen shotting your phone you'd be less tired 🙄

🎧✨Seeking Panelist✨🔇

As part of my #ttrpg virtual panel series with @samsighs.bsky.social, we're hosting a panel on sound design in Actual Play. We are looking for one more panelist to fill out the roster -- let me know: who would you like to hear from?

This spot is 🎤✨only open to PoC✨🎼

You sound re-signed.

INSIDE #1 - front door

(Inside is an ero-gothic zine me and @luposlipaphobya.bsky.social are currently working on, featuring our D&D characters Lieudi, a sentient mage tower, and Gilligan, the necromancer who owns her)

Elliot this looks so COOL

Best stock up now on bottle caps.

Hi folks, these days, when someone is having a health issue, it's referred to as an "opportunity," so let's go with that – I'm having one of those. It's also called a type of cancer that's “treatable” not "curable." I apologize if that's a shock – it was to me too. The good news is, I'm not gonna go into any more detail. I'm posting this, because professionally, a few things will have to change - appearances and cons and work in general need to take back seat to treatment. My plan is to get as well as I possibly can over the summer so that I can tour with my new movie Ernie & Emma this fall. There are several cons this year summer that I have to cancel. Big regrets on my part. Treatment needs and professional obligations don't always go hand-in-hand. That's about it. I'm not trying enlist sympathy-or advice-Ijust want to get ahead of this information in case false information gets out (which it will). Fear not, I am a tough old son-of-a-bitch and I have great support, so I expect to be around a while. As always, you're the greatest fans in the world and I hope to see you soon! Much love, Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell announces he has a type of cancer that's "treatable" not "curable"