Jessica Derschowitz

One thing to know about me is I *love* a 5pm curtain

Just finished Industry and, unsurprisingly, am absolutely obsessed with Industry

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I quite literally signed up for this! The only person who made me spend 90 minutes a week attempting complex grammar is me!

Almost at the end of my 10-week French class and I feel like I’ve learned *so much* but also like I’m an idiot who actively chooses to have a language humble me on a regular basis 🥲

I have one very specific nitpick (which I won’t spoil here) but otherwise I absolutely loved it 🩷💚

First time I’ve ever walked out of a play wondering about its severed appendage budget. (This is absolutely wild and very fun!)

If you were impacted by yesterday’s Hearst or Meredith layoffs, I’m happy to talk/commiserate/whatever you need. I hate how often I have to offer this but my door is always open!

If you need just a tiny taste of the vibes this musical has (the vibes are great! Unhinged, in the best way!) just check out Megan Hilty’s Playbill bio

New York’s hottest/funniest club is

Came all this way for an epic time at the Sabrina Carpenter show (and Domingo was there too)

What a perfect night with our patron witchy space queen, Kacey Musgraves

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Okay now we’re REALLY here

I guess I’m here now, too?